FINAL FANTASY Wedding Proposal Is Greatest Thing Ever. I Wept.
Seth Hay was a man with a plan. Specifically, the plan consisted of proposing to his girlfriend at a Final Fantasy concert. This man is now my hero.
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Video: Tornado In Dallas Throwing Around Tractor Trailers Like Nothing. Mother Nature ++
This video from yesterday is pretty goddamn outstanding. I hope no one was injured as Nature flexed its fucking might, because what a flex it was. This tornado picks up tractor trailers and throws them around like they ain’t shit. ‘
The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Movie Character’s Death Scenes
Last week I took a pounding for hating on some classic movies. Except the Hangover … seems most of the super intelligent OL crowd didn’t fall for that movie. This week I want to move on to happier topics, like death. What makes a good death scene? Dying for ones beliefs and convictions? Sure, that’ll do. Giving some epic prose before sloughing off this mortal coil? Sure, that’s a good one too. I think that a great death scene has meaning. This means that we have to care about the characters, no easy feat. So here they are, my top 5 Death Scenes.
Just be warned, there are spoilers ahead for the following movies: Star Wars, LA Confidential, Saving Private Ryan, Blade Runner, and Highlander: End Game.
‘Bulletproof Coffin’ Creators Cut Up ‘FANTASTIC FOUR #2’ With Scissors. For Art.
I can get behind this insanity from the creators of Bulletproof Coffin. They goddamn cut up a copy of Fantastic Four #2. You see, I don’t collect comic books. I read them. Sometimes I rip out pages and stick them on my wall in moments of inspiration. However, with an issue of this nature…I may show a little more reserve. So double-daps to them.
Hit the jump for pics and info.
Centaurus A Is Closest ACTIVE GALAXY. Also: Awesome
Zounds! She’s resounding. Check out Centaurus A, the closest active galaxy to us. It’s pretty close, too. 11 million light-years. Gather that fucker E.T. into a magical bicycle and I’ll be right there behind you.
Cosplay: Catwoman Is Always A LATEX DREAM
[Via | Cosplayed by Aigue-Marine]
Oh shit! Catwoman all decked out in latex is never, ever, going to get old to me. Regardless of quality of cosplay at head, it’s still. Still going to tug at the loins.
Yesterday Was “ATARI NATIONAL PAC-MAN DAY”. Finally A Sensible Holiday.
I knew yesterday felt special. Normally whenever there’s holiday, my taint grease gets a bit thicker. It’s the excitement. I just couldn’t figure out why yesterday felt special, why the grease was congealing so quickly. Now I do! Fucking Pac-Man Wow Day!
Comics We’re Buying This Week: Event Books Ass Eating Contest
With a headline like that, I better buckle up. It’s that time of the year where the Funny Book Factories begin churning out stunning efforts in mediocrity, otherwise known as Events. Yes sir. Yes ma’am. This week the all ninety-three Avengers teams are going to be throwing down with all fourteen X-Men squads and the price will be paid by readers looking for something not refried and snot-covered. (I thought this was called Civil War?)
Eh! There’s dope books a’dropping this week too. Let’s focus on that. This is Comics We’re Buying This Week. The simplistically titled column where us worshippers of the paneled page can gather around and share the funny book loot we’re snagging this week. Don’t know what’s coming out? Hit up ComicList.
NEW ‘PROMETHEUS’ PICS: Futuristic Horror Boner
Here’s a whole slew of new Prometheus pictures. I have to say, the fucking space suits in this movie are putting my Mass Effect-tribbing, 2001-masturbating, Blade Runner-licking crotch into overdrive. NeedxInfinity.
Study: Kids Play Less Than 20% Of Their Media Time Playing Video Games. Pr0n Wins?
Momma always told me to get off the dang video game machine and go outside. Well I didn’t. My senior year of high school consisted of not losing my virginity, eating Wendy’s every day, playing video games, and gaining fifty pounds. Thankfully according to studies, future kids are decidedly unlike me.
