Video: Google Drops Preview Of Its AUGMENTED REALITY GLASSES. Transmet Boner.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sheezy. This is the illest of the ills, right here. Google has released a preview (more I assume, like a proof of concept or whatever) of their augmented reality glasses. I’m all over this like stink on my boxer shorts.

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Rumor: There Are The Next PlayStation’s Processing Specs. All Geek To Me.

What up! Do you want the details for the next PlayStation’s processors? Here they are! They mean very, very little to me. Maybe they’ll mean something to you. I would get more if it was like “more ultimate power time!”

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Video: First Scene From ‘AVENGERS’ Has Black Widow, Coulson, Whedon Time.

Hey, do you want to see the first scene from Avengers? It’s got some Black Widow action. Some Agent Coulson action. Some Joss Whedon banter.

Hit the jump if you’re intrigued, yo!

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FINAL FANTASY Wedding Proposal Is Greatest Thing Ever. I Wept.

Seth Hay was a man with a plan. Specifically, the plan consisted of proposing to his girlfriend at a Final Fantasy  concert. This man is now my hero.

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Video: Tornado In Dallas Throwing Around Tractor Trailers Like Nothing. Mother Nature ++

This video from yesterday is pretty goddamn outstanding. I hope no one was injured as Nature flexed its fucking might, because what a flex it was. This tornado picks up tractor trailers and throws them around like they ain’t shit. ‘

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The Dude’s High 5s: Top 5 Movie Character’s Death Scenes

Last week I took a pounding for hating on some classic movies.   Except the Hangover … seems most of the super intelligent OL crowd didn’t fall for that movie.   This week I want to move on to happier topics, like death.   What makes a good death scene?   Dying for ones beliefs and convictions?   Sure, that’ll do.   Giving some epic prose before sloughing off this mortal coil?   Sure, that’s a good one too.   I think that a great death scene has meaning.   This means that we have to care about the characters, no easy feat.   So here they are, my top 5 Death Scenes.

Just be warned, there are spoilers ahead for the following movies: Star Wars, LA Confidential, Saving Private Ryan, Blade Runner, and Highlander: End Game.

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‘Bulletproof Coffin’ Creators Cut Up ‘FANTASTIC FOUR #2’ With Scissors. For Art.

I can get behind this insanity from the creators of Bulletproof Coffin. They goddamn cut up a copy of Fantastic Four #2. You see,  I don’t collect comic books. I read  them. Sometimes I rip out pages and stick them on my wall in moments of inspiration. However, with an issue of this nature…I may show a little more reserve. So double-daps to them.

Hit the jump for pics and info.

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Centaurus A Is Closest ACTIVE GALAXY. Also: Awesome

Zounds! She’s resounding. Check out  Centaurus A, the closest active galaxy to us. It’s pretty close, too. 11 million light-years. Gather that fucker E.T. into a magical bicycle and I’ll be right there behind you.

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Cosplay: Catwoman Is Always A LATEX DREAM

[Via | Cosplayed by  Aigue-Marine]

Oh shit! Catwoman all decked out in latex is never, ever, going to get old to me. Regardless of quality of cosplay at head, it’s still. Still going to tug at the loins.

Yesterday Was “ATARI NATIONAL PAC-MAN DAY”. Finally A Sensible Holiday.

I knew yesterday felt special. Normally whenever there’s holiday, my taint grease gets a bit thicker. It’s the excitement. I just couldn’t figure out why  yesterday felt special, why  the grease was congealing so quickly. Now I do! Fucking Pac-Man Wow Day!

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