Marvel’s  Kevin Feige is essentially the Nick Fury of their movie department, overseeing all of the irascible pains in the asses at once. Dude has got the  coup de grâce dropping soon in the Avengers, and everyone is thinking “what the fuck happens next?” Feige attempts an explanation.

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Nope, no Skyrim  DLC. That wasn’t what Bethesda was teasing. It’s the trailer for their stealth game Dishonored. The trailer itself is over four minutes long, filling the screen with imagery that  gives the game a vibe as if it was the gurgling lovechild of a BioShock  and Assassin’s Creed  drug-fueled orgy. No actual gameplay though, which is a shame.

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Venus was brighter than a mofuckah’ outside a couple of nights ago. Prompted the girlfriend and me to stare in appreciation, as I waxed cosmic talking about (I’m sure she was bored) how “that’s really a planet up there” and “isn’t that fucking sick that it’s really real” and shit. I thought I was losing my cool, but this pilot one-upped me. Big time.

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We have reached the crossroads of Valve and Apple gaming console rumors. At this intersection, the two separate entities slam together, fusing into the monolithic Apple-Valve-Fucking-Console. A console made for fucking your entertainment center and forcing you to buy a larger one. You know, should it prove true.

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Do you know how excited I am for the Avengers  movie? No? Well, I’m pretty fucking excited. Not as excited as I am for Prometheus  or The Dark Knight Rises — I mean, I haven’t taken a day off from work months in advance for the midnight showing,  but the excitement level is damn high.

Yesterday, a new clip from the film dropped where basically one bad ass snipes at another bad ass. It’s pretty awesome. Also, Tom Hiddleston, I decided over the weekend that I find you attractive. It was watching the interview you did in which you sang all the words to Will Smith’s “Miami” that clinched it. So…. yeah, good job.

Anyway, hit the jump to watch the clip.

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Watch out, Rob Liefeld. Your tendency for wonderfully deranged slop may be challenged by none other than The Kid From Transformers himself. Yep,  Shia LaBeouf. Dude has entered the comics arena, and for once you’ll pray that the medium does  croak. Oh, I’m kidding. They’re so fucking bad they rule.

Hit the jump for his uh, “work” and deets.

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Nintendo is going to launch their next console sensibly, which is to say with a Mario game. They’ll be showing it at this year’s E3, and I totally can’t wait. Okay, I can wait. Can you?

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I don’t usually admit this, but what Microsoft requires you to pay for  on Xbox Live is bullshit. Feel a bit guilty in intimating that. It’s double-bullshit now that they have horrible (albeit expected) ads across the dashboard. If the LinkedIn profile of some Microsoft Money Wizard is correct, we ain’t seen nothing yet.

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Oh zounds! Another movie we at OL are looking forward with a trailer in a different language. This time Prometheus  is kicking it USSR stylee, with a Russian trailer that has some new shots. Can’t never get enough, eh?

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“What is Dead May Never Die” is the pledge of the men of the Iron Islands.   When they undergo this ‘baptism’ by saltwater in their adolescence, they are ‘drowned’ in the waters in homage to the old tradition — Ironmen were literally drowned, then resuscitated, and having suffered that little ‘death’, they style themselves as dead men, unable to be killed on the battlefield.

Theon Greyjoy bathed in saltwaters at the climax of Sunday’s episode of  Game of Thrones, and made the choice to betray the North, and his foster brother, Robb Stark.

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