New viral video for PROMETHEUS’s David drops. I just tumbled head-first into the uncanny valley.
Holy shit. I don’t even know. I watched this video three times, and by the second time I was ready to destroy every single electronic device I own. There’ve been plenty of these Weyland Industries “commercials” floating around but this is definitely the first one that’s creeped me the fuck out. Michael Fassbender, you are truly a terrifying man-shark-actor. I mean, your acting is choice and your portrayal of an android is top notch, but I also want to kill you with fire.
Hit the jump to say DIE HELLBEAST Happy Birthday, David!
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FEZ: Perspective-shift yourself back to childhood
Being a game steeped in perspective puzzles, hidden codes, Escher-like architecture and a distinct lack of anything resembling sign-posting: Fez is not short on a challenge or two. However, after exploring its shifting dimensions and succumbing to its intoxicating charms I have found that the most difficult challenge it poses is in asking you to define your experience. It’s difficult to be concise about a game that is so sprawling and labyrinthine. Watch me as I fail.
James Cameron Captured His MARIANAS DIVE with CUSTOM-BUILT HD Mini-Cameras.
Yeah, I dog on James Cameron a lot. I admit it. However, I’m also ready to give anyone their due when they pull off a work of frosty hotness. Frosty. Hotness. That’s exactly what Cameron did on his Marianas run, and it’s also what he did when he built his own cameras to capture the effort.
Video: Yesterday’s SOLAR FLARE In All Its Glory
Boom! Yesterday bore witness to a pretty friggin’ fantastic sunspot. I ain’t going to keep barking my gelantinous mind-mush.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Cosplay: Stunning FEMALE COMMANDER SHEPARD From ”MASS EFFECT 3′ Is Almost Enough To Salve Wounds.
The same beauty that brought the cosplay world this Lizbeth from BioShock: Infinite has struck again. This time cosplaying the female Commander Shepard from Mass Effect 3. Wowzers. I’m sold.
Hit the jump for some more looks.
‘HALO 4’ Dropping This Election Day; Will You CHOOSE IT? Puns. Or Something.
Halo 4 is dropping the same day that us registered people in the United States shall be picking the next president of this nation.
Kickstarter Seeks Money For LEGO BRICKS To Make SUPER MARIO BROS. WORLD 1-1. C’mon Internet.
We got this one guys, we got this one. Let us band together and unleash an insane amount of money ($26,000) so some artist lad can recreate Super Mario Bros. World 1-1 with LEGO bricks. This is what we have been practicing wasting our money over the years for. The grand summation of frivolity.
MARVEL’S Kevin Feige Explains How To Avoid POST-AVENGERS Letdown. (Psst, You Can’t.)
Marvel’s Kevin Feige is essentially the Nick Fury of their movie department, overseeing all of the irascible pains in the asses at once. Dude has got the coup de grâce dropping soon in the Avengers, and everyone is thinking “what the fuck happens next?” Feige attempts an explanation.
‘DISHONORED’ TRAILER: Bethesda’s Stealth Jam Feels Like Assassin’s BioShock
Nope, no Skyrim DLC. That wasn’t what Bethesda was teasing. It’s the trailer for their stealth game Dishonored. The trailer itself is over four minutes long, filling the screen with imagery that gives the game a vibe as if it was the gurgling lovechild of a BioShock and Assassin’s Creed drug-fueled orgy. No actual gameplay though, which is a shame.
Pilot Almost Crashes After Mistaking VENUS For An AIRPLANE. Common Mistake. Amirite.
Venus was brighter than a mofuckah’ outside a couple of nights ago. Prompted the girlfriend and me to stare in appreciation, as I waxed cosmic talking about (I’m sure she was bored) how “that’s really a planet up there” and “isn’t that fucking sick that it’s really real” and shit. I thought I was losing my cool, but this pilot one-upped me. Big time.
