Monday Morning Commute: Please Stand By
You know how fucking long OL has been around? This ain’t the first time I’ve used “Please Stand By” as a MMC title. That said, it felt apropos as fuck, so I’m rolling with it. As well, I must confess, I didn’t realize I was reusing it until the url generator inserted a 2, but here we are.
Straight-up? I miss you fucks! The semester hit, and blammo! I fucking disappeared in a cloud of dust. I suppose it’s to be expected, but I suppose I don’t think it’s acceptable.
Oh sure, I share articles. And, like, one or two of you appear to comment. But, a good old-fashioned fucking Monday Morning Commute where we hang out? Shoot the shit about what we’ve been enjoying? Been too long. Far, far too fucking long.
So, I hope you meanderers, lurkers, and longtime friends come out in the comments section!
Here’s what I’ve been digging since the last installment.
No Comments
Scientists have found that some storms are so strong they shake the ocean floor. STORMQUAKES, my dudes!
Some storms? Them motherfuckers are so powerful that they shake the ocean floor. And, they have an equally bad ass name. Stormquakes! Hell yeah.
Streaming tonight! Officially sponsored by Fight Milk!
HEY JABRONI! Want to fight strong like a crow? Join our stream tonight.
Sam Raimi is returning to horror movies for his next film which is described as “Misery meets Cast Away” and I’m fucking sprung
By gawd, one of the greats is returning to horror movies. That’s right, folks. Sam Raimi is hopping into the director’s chair, and returning to the genre where he made his name.
Dentist Bro has bought insane collection of rare-ass retro games for $1.02 Million. Imagine that fucking money, dudes
Some Dentist Bro has sank some serious fucking money into 40 factory-sealed Nintendo games. Like, $1.02 Million worth. The titles he bought were amassed by three collectors, and many of the games are thought to be the only copies in existence.
Japan is going to help NASA build a space station near the Moon for the Artemis Program. Fuck yeah, collaboration!
Japan and NASA are working together to build a motherfucking space station near the Moon. It’s part of NASA’s quest to get our asses to Mars, and return to the Moon. And, I’m stoked.
Nintendo Switch has sold more than 15 million fucking consoles. Tops console sales for 10th straight month. Straight cash, homey!
The Nintendo Switch is still selling like hotcakes, folks. The console has passed 15 million units sold! As well, it has taken the monthly throne for the 10th straight month. But, I suppose this shit ain’t surprising. It’s a dope console, and its competition has been out for six years.
‘The Batman’ casts eminently punchable but talented actor Paul Dano as The Riddler
Listen, Paul Dano can act. But, I also want to roundhouse kick him. So, I’m excited about casting him as The Riddler in The Batman. But yeah. Roundhouse.
Analogue Pocket is a gorgeous-ass retro Game Boy console for sale next year
Want a new, gorgeous-ass way to play your classic Game Boy titles? Boy, does Analogue Pocket have you fucking covered.
NASA has unveiled the future spacesuits astronauts will wear to the Moon by 2024
NASA has a mandate, folks. They need to get motherfuckers to the Moon by 2024. And perhaps obviously, a lot of shit is going into this. Including, but not limited to, spacesuits for the astronauts’ fleshbags. Spacesuits which the agency has given a look at.
