You Can Now Legally KILL BIGFOOT In Texas. Outstanding.
I don’t know about you, but I’m really friggin’ concerned with Bigfoot. The son of a bitch is all out there, starring in beef jerky advertisements and haunting our woods. The people of Texas share my concern. They share this concern so much they’ve made it legal to cap the motherfucker.
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‘THE AVENGERS’ (Hulk) SMASHES All-Time Domestic Box Office Opening Weekend Gross. Hell Yeah.
Hellllllllll yeah. Avengers has broken the all-time domestic box office opening, farting on all those that dared come before it. Big, green Hulkian farts, flinging witty quips of disparagement as it does so.
Strange Moments in Solid Movies: The Trial By Atomic Bomb
Orson Welles’ The Trial is one of the great cinematic examples of style over substance, a work whose striking aesthetic overshadows many narrative considerations for the viewing audience. Although such a description is typically applied detrimentally, this film’s particular want of substance is precisely modulated. An adaptation of Franz Kafka’s novel, The Trial exhibits the logic of dreams/nightmares more than the logical mechanics of traditional storytelling; so what is shown will inherently trump anything that is explained (or explainable). In turn, navigating its dilapidated world of unusual (camera) angles, ominous surroundings, and haunting silhouettes, the audience yearns for clarity, just like protagonist Joseph K (Anthony Perkins) does. And just as The Trial is not a conventional story, the story contains no conventional trial, wherein an actualized attainability of justice is unworkable and idealistic notions like “nothing but the truth” are broken down to nothingness.
The Meming of Life: Scumbag Steve VS. Good Guy Greg
Since the dawn of time, a familiar epic of good v evil has played out over and over throughout the annals of human history. Neither ideal can exist alone, so it comes as little surprise that this hallowed story hath spilleth over into the frothy universe of memery. Hero and Villan alike, these dichotic nemesi are each legends in their own right, and have been cemented into the collective conscious for sometime now. But we ambitious little imps are going to try and look at the broader human struggle in play. So it is my honor to present you: Scumbag Steve VS Good Guy Greg.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
PIRATE BAY Enjoys 12 Million Extra Visitors On Day One Of UK Court Censorship
Pirate Bay has been banned from UK ISPs courtesy of the courts in that place-nation. That isn’t slowing them down, it isn’t slowing them down at all.
Jim Lee’s GATEFOLD IMAGE From DC’s Free Comic Book Day Is Four-Page Thunder.
Here’s the four-page Jim Lee gatefold thunder-power that he did up for Free Comic Book Day.
Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.
When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!
Portland, Oregon Considering All-Seeing CCTV Surveillance. Wut? Weird.
This is weird as hell to me and my clueless ass. I thought that Porltand, OR was some sort of hipster haven where people smoke pot in the streets and beers can be traded for high-fives at bars. Now they’re going to go full CCTV stylee? Odd.\
Brad Bird To Direct Damon Lindelof’s Myster Sci-Fi Flick ‘1952’; This Rules
Brad Bird has been a force for years with non-human participants in the world of movies, and with Mission Impossible: Ghost Swing Arabian Nights proved that he could handle us fleshy ones. Now that he’s proven himself, he is set to tackle the mystery Damon Lindelof project.
