Florida Dude In UNDERWEAR Stabs Computer With SAMURAI Sword As Police Search For Child Porn.
I’m not going to call this “cool”, because if you’re rocking child porn you need to be put away. However this forthcoming scene depicted is certainly out of its mind.
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Dude Forges His Own Wedding Band OUT OF A METEORITE. Space Swag.
This man is a hero to us all. In your darkest moments, drink deep the fact that such an individual exists and ask yourself what he would do. Who is this gentleman? He is the Redditor “laporkenstein”, and he forged his own wedding band out of space rock.
Microsoft Patents Controller That IDENTIFIES Who Is Holding It. Futurism ++
In the next future, with the Robot Apocalypse approaching, nowhere will be safe for us. As the robots crunch our skulls and drink our blood (they will convert it into a bio-fuel of sorts), we won’t even be able to play one last game of Halo before the Recknoning. Our own goddamn consoles will be able to identify us, just by us holding our controller.
PETER DINKLAGE Holds Down Cover Of Rolling Stone. Pimp-Slap Of Glee.
I love me some Peter Dinklage as Tyrion on Game of Thrones, and what I love even more is the universal acclaim it has brought the maestro behind Miles Finch from Elf. The Good Dink is continuing his Recognition Tour this week, snagging the cover to Rolling Stone. Pretty cool. Yeah, that’s about it. Pretty cool. Carry on.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘HARLEY QUINN’S REVENGE’ TRAILER Reminds You How Dumb She Is In ‘ARKHAM CITY’
I deplore the design of Harley Quinn in Arkham City and Arkham Asylum. Whatever sort of menace and charm she has in regular old Bats canon is replaced with a slutty Juggalo vibe. The trailer for Ms. Quinn’s upcoming DLC doesn’t do anything to dissuade me of my feelings, but rather just reminds me of what a whorish Hot Topic clown would look like.
Judge for yourself.
‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ GAMEPLAY TRAILER Is Bear Fighting Greatness
Here’s the gameplay trailer for Assassin’s Creed III, the joint having been unlocked through whatever sorts of Facebook chicanery that Ubisoft required. Now that it is here, g’damn! The creamy hotness is oozing out of this title. ACIII seems all the delicious murder of the franchise’s previous installments with enough of a remix to make everything glimmer a-new.
Lemire Announces End of ‘SWEETH TOOTH’ With December’s Issue #40. Frown.
I didn’t see this one coming. Jeff Lemire has announced that his creator-owned title Sweet Tooth will be concluding with issue #40 this December.
The Avengers Receipts, or how much does it cost to destroy NYC? (Answer: $160 billion)
Remember that time Loki broke Manhattan? I do, because I watched his fine ass do it in glorious digital 2D (fuck 3D). But whether it be Loki, Doc Oc, the aliens from Independence Day, or whoever the villain was for the Fantastic Four movies (I’ve pretty much blocked them out, so it’s all very hazy), no one ever really thinks about the damages.
So, how much would it cost to beat the shit out of the Big Apple?
‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ Loses Kurt Russell and Sacha Baron Cohen. OH WELL.
I’m pretty friggin’ stoked for Django Unchained, and there isn’t much that can be done to deflate my excitement. So while two actors I am not disinclined to rub-up upon have left, I shall continue with my jittery smirks when contemplating this flick.
Views From The Space-Ship: TITILLATING CHRONICLES Of The Sad Cone Kitten
Look at this sad fucking cat in Views From The Space-Ship! Can’t reproduce any longer, can’t even hop around with aplomb. Brutal.
