‘HALO 4’ Box Art! Pieced Together By Fans. Well Done, Folks.
There are all these fucking gimmicks across mediums designed for fans to embark upon to reveal…various nonsense. The latest case of hoops-jumping has brought the world the Halo 4 box art.
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WATCH: ‘TOY STORY 2’ Almost Erased Because Of Bad Backup. F**king Computers.
This is a hell of a story. During the development of Toy Story 2, the entire goddamn movie was almost deleted. A year’s worth of work in 20 seconds. Worse yet: the backup was bad. Good lord. The only thing that saved its enterprise? A mother’s touch.
‘MINECRAFT” For XBLA Sold 1 Million Copies IN 5 Days; I Still Don’t Understand Game.
Minecraft continues to be a bankable commodity on a litany of devices, including the Xbox Live Arcade Place. It also continues to be a fucking enigma to me.
‘TRUE BLOOD’ SEASON 5 TRAILER: It’s Got Jessica In Lingerie. I Submit.
I write about True Blood, so I have to watch it. The last three seasons have been unmitigated ass. Just chewy pieces of shit that get ripped up into my teeth and cause me to gag. The only soft spot I have for the show is courtesy of my hard spot (word play!) for Jessica, played by Deborah Ann Woll. The makers of the trailer must have known this, because they threw some Jessicagoodnessgracious into the mix and I’m not feeling so terrible about the experience now. Also — there could be…action on the show? Weird as hell.
Roger Langridge Isn’t Doing Anymore Work For DC Or Marvel. Stay Strong, Sir.
Creator Roger Langridge is taking something of a stand – even if he seems frankly so down to Earth he’d never call it that – and is no longer going to work for the Big Two Funny Book Farms. This announcement is particularly salient, because it comes at a time when the Kirby estate is getting rimmed out of Avengers cred and Before Watchmen is desecrating the altar of a masterpiece. At least to me, yeah, I know.
First ‘PROMETHEUS’ CLIP: Gorgeous Spaceship Porn
Boing. The first clip from Prometheus has dropped, and it is everything you could ever hope for in the world of gadgetry and spaceships. Well, everything you could ask out of those two in an meaningless (but sexy) one-minute clip.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige Spits About SEQUEL PLANS, Says Two Movies To Be Revealed.
Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige has to be having a blast lighting money on fire and screaming to the people in the street, “It simply does not matter!, we have so much now!” whilst wearing only a smile. Pausing briefly from his euphoria, he’s laid out the upcoming plans for the Marvel Movie Money Making Machine.
Potential spoilers? after the jump.
WI-FI BLOCKING WALLPAPER Protects Your Porno-Den From External Leeches.
Are you scared of people leeching off your fat pipes? More pressingly, are you scared of someone surfing into your network and peeking into your deepest darkest collection of latex-clad-furry bukkake? You must built your fort with this glory. Wi-fi blocking wallpaper. Protect your Fortress of Solitude.
PREVIEW: Jeff Lemire’s ‘THE UNDERWATER WELDER’ Is Beauty Outside The Tooth
Jeff Lemire may be putting Sweet Tooth and its band of hybrids down in December, but he ain’t going to be going quietly into the night. As if on command to remind my melancholic ass that the Tooth ending wouldn’t be the end of premiere, this preview of Lemire’s upcoming graphic novel has dropped. Damn, damn tasty.
WATCH: ‘DIABLO IIII’ Prequel Cartoon. ‘Cause It Drops Tomorrow!
Diablo III comes out tomorrow, and the thunder you hear are the legions of fanboys and fangirls diddling their geek-spots. Want to jump in on the pleasure circle? Check out this prequel cartoon for the game directed by Aeon Flux’s Peter Chung and animation studio Titmouse.
So goddamn soon.
