EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.

The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save  its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.

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PIRATE BAY Offline After “Quite Big” DDoS Attack; Don’t Look At Anonymous They Say.

I would never download torrents (heh), but if I did I wouldn’t use Pirate Bay. That’s why despite it being down apparently for a day, I haven’t noticed.

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Adult Swim Developing Show By ‘COMMUNITY’ Creator Dan Harmon. Hell Yeah.

There ain’t any certainty as to whether or not Dan Harmon will be running Community  next year. Tots bummer, agreed. Whatever the results of that upcoming nightmare though, we will have ourselves some Harmon. The good lad is currently developing a show with Adult Swim. Here’s a description for you.

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WATCH: Beastie Boys ‘SABOTAGE’ Performed By Kids. Cute Memorial ++

Beastie Boys’ “Sabotage” all done up with a cadre of kiddos. Energetic and goofy fitting for our fallen b-boy, MCA. Love it.

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‘HALO 4’ NEWS: Limited Edition Details & Weekly Multiplayer Episodes

Golly gosh! Would you figured that a trillzillion-dollar franchise like Halo 4  would have a limited edition? I would have! Ha! Psyche. Thought I was going for ironic comment but really I was doubling-down on the equally as lame gotcha riff.

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‘PROMETHEUS’ VIRAL CLIP: Dragon Tattoo Lady Begs Weyland Industries For Help

I’m just up and not watching anymore Prometheus  sheezy. I’m not going to. However since I love you and your nougat, I’ll keep passing it along anyways, deducing content from other wonderful site’s descriptions.

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Comcast Xbox 360 App PRIVILEGES Bandwidth For Itself Over Netflix and Hulu?

And I was wondering why HBO GO was running like raw-ass melted over ill performance last weekend. There are allegations that Comcast is privileging bandwidth for its own Xfinity app over others on the Xbox 360.

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‘ANCHORMAN 2’ TEASER POSTER: The Legend Continues (To Be Vague)

Anchorman 2  is getting a teaser trailer before The Dictator, and it has a teaser poster to go with it. I won’t lie to you, it’s pretty much nothing. Nothing at all. Feet.

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JACK KIRBY DANCING. Dude Is Boss Mode Eternal.

It’s Jack Kirby dancing. All that talent and the motherfucker could cut a rug, too. Seems almost unfair.

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James Badge Dale Signs On To ‘IRON MAN 3’ As Villain. I’ll Take It.

James Badge Dale has held it down on a lot of works, but I liked him the most in the ill-fated Rubicon. Since AMC nixed it, while perpetuating slop like Walking Dead, and Kevin Smith’s Fat Zany Adventure, I’ve been rooting for everyone involved in the submarined television show, especially the lead. Casting him in Iron Man 3  is a particularly delicious development, for this really drawn out reason.

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