Korean Government Raids BLIZZARD Over ‘DIABLO 3’ Complaints. Amazing.
Man, fuck Error 37! It’s dog crap. Hogwash. I wish someone would totally do something about it. Like what? I don’t know, maybe raid Blizzard’s office or something.
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New ‘STAR WARS’ Game Is Called ‘STAR WARS: 1313’, We All Yawn.
Remember when I told you how like every iteration of Star Wars 1313 was registered as a domain name? Well, now we know what all of those registrations shall be be for. New Star Wars game! Wee! ‘Cause the last whatever how many since KOTOR haven’t been mediocre enough for us.
Rumor: Is This The Plot Of The Wachowski’s ‘JUPITER RISING’? I Hope So, Shit’s Bananas.
The Wachowskis have wrapped – I think – on their Cloud Atlas banana cakes novel adaptation. This means that it is time for them to begin engaging their derivation engines and churning out Jupiter Rising. Per all their usual excessive secret, not much has been known about the flick. Until now.
Mauro Perucchetti Sculpts Batman and Superman Like Famous Work Of Michelangelo. Awesome.
All sorts of twisting ideas into one sexy knot of pop culture riffage. Comic books as modern myth meet creation myth meet Michelangelo courtesy of Mauro Perucchetti.
‘DEAD SPACE 3’ SCREENSHOTS Show Co-Op Play, Lack Of Understanding As To How Tension Is Built.
Am I going to buy Dead Space 3? Of course. It’s the third title in one of my favorite franchises this generation. Admitting this, am I going to stop complaining about the shoehorned co-op in this third installment? No. Not at all.
Hit the jump for some screenshots.
Watch: Is This The IPHONE 5’S Front Panel? You Decide, Brah.
A new iPhone, a new slew of leaks. This ain’t on the level of “left that shit at a coffee shop” back in the iPhone 4 days, but what the fuck is? Japanese bloggers are claiming they have the front panel of the iPhone 5. Hit the jump to watch. Decide for yo’self.
‘THE BOURNE LEGACY’ TRAILER: Jeremy Renner’s Ass Kicking Marathon Marches On
Pretty much all Jeremy Renner does these days is spending weeks and months kicking people’s fictional asses in front of the moving pictures machines. I’m quite okay with this. As any intelligently marketed Renner flick would have, this trailer for The Bourne Legacy features said Renner smashing said faces. Oh! It’s also got some Edward Norton up in this house. I’ve missed you, Eddie.
Views From The Space-Ship: I’m Not Saying The Dog Is Possessed, But Dude Ain’t Right.
Views From The Space-Ship! Nothing much going on this week. The majority of bullshit I encaptured onto digi-film was family members and loved ones. The sorts of lasses and lads that I’m certain wouldn’t want to be blasted by the scathing opprobrium rays that come attached as part of a care package that is delivered when one associates with this den of inquity.
New York Wants To Ban Super-Sized Sodas; ALL THAT IS HOLY, NO.
I’ve known for nearly eleven years that there are those who want to take away our Freedoms. That much was made obvious a long time ago. What I didn’t know, what I couldn’t conceive of, were the nefarious things they would dream up as they lurked in the backgrounds. Horrifying things. Like taking away our super-sized sodas.
BioWare Making Fan-Designed ‘MASS EFFECT Hoodies Into Actual Products. Hell Yeah.
Remember those fan-designed Mass Effect hoodies I dropped a while back? Well, they are going to be procurable. ‘Cause they’re going to be real. Really real. Not like your friend Tildo The Unicorn Man, who haunts you in your dreams and tickles you while you’re in class.
