NASA Downgrades AG5 Asteroid Threat. Only SLIM Chance It Pounds Earth’s Face.
Good news, folks. That sneaky asteroid that we discovered only a half-year ago is probably totally only not really going to maybe not definitely perhaps strike our face.
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Apple Store Uses Angle Of OPEN MACBOOKS To Get You To Feel Them Up
True confession: I have left a good amount of Apple stores behind with OL’s home page clogging up an iPad display. I’m usually doing this while lamenting my lack of money, and so I’ve never really noticed the angle of open MacBooks. An angle that is apparently rather calculated.
STAN LEE Creating ‘Perfect’ CHINESE SUPERHERO. Make Mine Communist!
Stan Lee has more than likely found the last refuge where his name attached to a new comic book project means anything. The old dude is tasked with creating a superhero for a Chinese Government-run movie. I think.
MIKE TYSON To Be In Next WWE Game. No Word On Ears Destructability
The WWE is rolling out all sorts of secret weapons lately. First they brought back Brock “It Hurts When You Really Punch” Lesnar. Now they’ve got Mike “Your Flesh Is Delicious” all up in their next game.
‘THE MASTER’ Gets SECOND TRAILER: Seymour Hoffman Checks Your Theta Levels
Chhhhhhhhhhhhhhrist (or is it Xenu?), I can’t wait for this flick. Here’s the second tense-as-fuck trailer for The Master.
Head of PIXAR Says a Pixar/Marvel Movie Is Possible. Let’s Get This Done.
Ever since Disney bought Marvel, the lot of us have been fapping to one idea. Pixar, the studio from whence all others are judged, could theoretically rock out to a Marvel movie. Recently while promoting Brave, the head of Pixar has once again stroked these fantasies. Just a light grip, ever so slowly.
Internet Radio Royalties Climb Past $1 Billion. Goodness. Gracious.
I don’t use internet radio, but apparently I’m in the fucking minority. The burgeoning format has surpassed $1 billi in royalties generated.
Jennifer Connelly In Talks For Aronofsky’s ‘NOAH’, I Vote Yes.
Jennifer Connelly. You probably remember her work with Aronofsky in Requiem for that scene. Might I suggest though, don’t let that moment overshadow the quality of her performance in the entire film, which has me stoked at the possibility of her reuniting with the director.
NASA and FAA Partnering For New Commercial Space Flight Standards.
NASA and the FAA are teaming up to give us some new commercial space flight standards. All this means to my brain is that we’re getting some serious commercial space flight going.
Cosplay: Morrigan From ‘DARKSTALKERS’ Got More Bounce For Her Ounce
This Morrigan right here has got some serious curves for her swerves. Bounce for her ounce. Something for her something.
