#Video Games

‘Duke Nukem 3D’ getting Remake for 20th Anniversary

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I don’t really remember Duke Nukem 3D. I never got to play it, because my parents couldn’t afford a computer to play it at the time, and my moments of watching friends play it has faded. So fuck, maybe I’ll get this remake.

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‘Game of Thrones’ composer is handling ‘Gears of War 4’ score

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Some epic as fuck music is coming to the epic bro-fuck as fuck Gears of War 4.

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‘No Man’s Sky’ has lost 90% of its PC Players since release

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That’s uh, that’s really bad.

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Sony releasing DualShock 4 adapter for PC and Mac

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Nice! Sony is going to be release a Dual Shock 4 adapter for the PC and Mac. There was a long stretch where I wanted to use a DS4 to rock shit on my PC, but inevitably I gave up and just bought one for my XB1 controller. Alas, the thumb sticks are better anyways. (I find them better to the point where I had a friend mod out my DS4 thumb sticks for XB1 ones for when I played my PS4). Still, as a fan of Sony, I like seeing them get on this.

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WSJ: Sony revealing *two* new PlayStation models next month

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WSJ,  this revelation probably would have been more of a revelation like, Saturday. But good on you.

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Leaked: PlayStation 4 Slim images via online auction site

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If these images from an online auction are any indication, it looks like Sony is going to be following Microsoft’s lead as far as console iterations. “Slim” version of current hardware this year, and a souped-up more powerful one next year. Also, if these images are legit, the Xbox One S or whatever looks wayyy sharper.

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‘Prey’ Gameplay Trailer: Dead BioShock Space

The more I see of Prey, the more I want it. Oh sure, it seems like a shameless amalgamation of Dead Space (and other science-fiction Gothic haunted houses) and BioShock. But that, friends, is exactly why I want it. Plus, the “mimic matter” gameplay mechanic seems dope as fuck.

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Microsoft claims “Project Scorpio” will have VR Exclusives; declares console generations dead

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I’m selling my XB1. Do you want an XB1? ‘Cause I’m certainly going to be buying a Project Scorpio, and I’m certainly going to be playing any XB1 exclusives until then on my PC. That said, I’m buying Project Scorpio because I’m a Consumerist Whore, not because of any VR exclusives.

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‘Deus Ex: Mankind Divided’ Launch Trailer: You Can Kill Your (Cyberpunk) Dreams

I’ve already prepurchased this game. But this trailer gets me so hype. I’ve already prepurchased this game. But I’m worried it’s going to be a letdown. I’ve already prepuchased this game.

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‘BioShock: The Collection’ Trailer: The Utopian Remastering of the Dystopias