#Video Games
‘Far Cry 5’ Teaser Trailer: Welcome To Hope County, Montana
I’m so fucking ready for some more Far Cry. So yeah, breh, you can imagine my geek glands fully torqued over here for this Far Cry 5 teaser trailer.
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Long and Rambling Thoughts on the ‘Destiny 2’ Reveal from a ‘Destiny’ Addict
I and four hundred thousand of my closest strangers huddled in front of our computer screens, anxiously awaiting the reveal of a “brand new experience” that had been hyped beyond belief. While grandiose claims and clever commercials are pretty much a staple for large title releases these days, this was the first time I had been so personally affected given just how much I have been invested in the original game. To establish some context, over the last three years I have spent 2,310 hours actively playing Destiny. I have completed over 309 raids, including 242 hard raids (where you can’t be revived if you die). The real number is considerably higher, but the game only records the first time you’ve completed each raid on each character each week, so it’s missing all the raids I’ve done for no loot to help someone else. I have played 4,158 PvP matches in the Crucible, where I have killed 47,166 guardians and been killed 49,662 times. Oh, and I am the 400th ranked Sparrow Racer in the entire world. *flex* Basically, while other adults are out under that burning sky-ball thingy in the company of other human beings, I am playing Destiny.
New ‘Life is Strange’ game is coming, confirms its developer
Man, people loved Life is Strange. I never played that shit, because I’m a Trash Lord who spends his time grinding repetitive quests in sandbox games as a means to exert control over his own life. However, that don’t mean I don’t wish I hadn’t played the game. (Look at that fucking disgusting sentence, LOOK AT IT.) Anyways, none the less, none-the-less, nonetheless, there’s a sequel to the fan favorite in development.
‘Destiny 2’ Reveal: Check out all the trailers and details here
Bungie has blown the roof out with its Destiny 2 reveal, dropping all sorts of delicious morsels. The game is coming to Battle.net for the PC! It’s going to feature matchmaking! Weapon sets are changed! Check it out here.
‘Elite: Dangerous’ releasing on PlayStation 4 on June 27, space trucker garbage lord here I come
I’ve been fixing to play Elite: Dangerous for a good goddamn while. The problem? The snag? The reason prohibiting me from being a complete garbage lord space trucking shit face? The title wasn’t on PlayStation 4. This June! Fuckers! Everything changes.
Ubisoft dropping ‘Far Cry 5’, new ‘Assassin’s Creed’, and more in the next year
I am *so* fucking ready for the next Far Cry, friends. And we are going to be getting one in the next (fiscal) year.
Report: ‘Legend of Zelda’ is coming to smart phones, here’s hoping it’s better than ‘Super Mario Run’
You may have forgotten already, but “Nintendo” dropped a “Super Mario” game on smart phones. Well, now they’re rumored to be bringing Zelda and company to the devices, and, yeah. Here’s hoping it’s better than their initial smart phone effort.
‘Mass Effect’ put on hiatus as BioWare Montreal is scaled down
Go figure. The shit-ass BioWare team that was sort of formed to create Mass Effect: Andromeda has been scaled down, with the franchise put on hiatus. My suggest for BioWare and Electronic Arts? Give the franchise to a fucking A+ squad and reap the benefits. You dildos.
Leaked: ‘Assassin’s Creed: Origins’ is next game in series, set in Egypt
Hey, AssCreed fans! I heard you like boats! Well, motherfuckers, the next Assassin’s Creed, Assassin’s Creed: Origins, got some fucking boats, and is set in Egypt.
‘Overwatch is a billion-dollar franchise, I say g’damn
Overwatch. Probably not for me, but I respect that it’s dope-as-fuck. Many, many people respect this as well, since the is a billion-dollar franchise.
