#Video Games
Bethesda bringing back ‘Fallout 4’ Pip-Boy edition, prepare to spend too much to look like a herb
Listen, I’ll be honest. I was fucking bummed that the original Fallout 4 Pip-Boy collector editions so old so fast. That said, make no mistake. Spending that much money for a life size Pip-Boy makes you both extravagant and a total fucking herb. It’s just that, you know, I’m both of those.
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‘Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds’ arriving November 7 so clear your damn schedule
We officially have a date for that delicious ass Horizon: Zero Dawn DLC. November 7. The title is, arguably, one of my favorite titles of the past five or so years. So goddamn, I say yes!, I say yes! to more content.
More ‘Titanfall’ games are coming despite sluggish sales, which is good ’cause the second ruled
Titanfall 2‘s campaign was an enjoyable, tight, well-crafted affair. Not many of you slugs know that, because relatively speaking, not many of you slugs purchased the title. No worry, though! You’ll have time to fucking repent (or not, listen, there’s a million games out there) when the next installment drops.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ studio merging with EA’s Motive, as we all try to forget its existence
I had a whole post typed up about this news, filled with my usual idiocy and snark. But then my computer froze. Oh well. Mass Effect: Andromeda‘s studio is dead, the franchise is frozen, and I’m happy about the former and sad about the latter.
Sealed copy of ‘Super Mario Bros.’ sold for $30,000 meanwhile I’m worried about affording socks
Like, not *really* worried, but enough that I’m like, you know, do I really need these socks? Or am I just going to give them to the fucking dog, again, wasting my money. You know, concerned about wasteful spending. Someone, someone else wasn’t concerned about wasteful spending. How do I know? They spent fucking $30,000 on a sealed copy of Super Mario Bros., for chrissake.
‘Mass Effect’ lead Casey Hudson is returning to BioWare, please god fix the series I beg you
Former Mass Effect lead Casey Hudson is returning to BioWare to serve as the company’s general manager. Hudson. Please. I beg you. Unfuck Mass Effect.
‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ is coming out in 2018, which means it’s currently 12% finished
Don’t fucking trust Square release dates, just don’t. Not after the last decade, not after Final Fantasy 15. However, furthermore, don’t fucking trust Square to release completed games even when they meet a release date, just don’t. Not after the last decade, not after Final Fantasy 15.
John Romero auctioned off his ‘Doom 2’ floppies for over $3,000
Rip and tear your bank account, amirite? Still though, would be fun to own these fucking cultural artifacts. If you count simple floppies owned by a game’s creator as cultural artifacts. (I think I do?)
‘Assassin’s Creed’ anime coming courtesy of ‘Castlevania’ producer Adi Shankar
Assassin’s Creed is getting an anime. Now, now! Before you bark and gnash, bark and gnash. Let me tell you. It’s being produced by the same man who had a hand in Netflix’s Castlevania series, as well as cult favorite Dredd.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ will not get single-player DLC, which surprises no one
Mass Effect: Andromeda is a broken ass, piece of shit game, which no one cares about anymore, that was made by a studio which no longer exists. Thus, the news that it won’t be getting single-player DLC shouldn’t surprise anyone.
