#Video Games
EA shutting down Visceral Games and cancelling their ‘Star Wars’ game because they are fucking Sewer Fluid
Fucking Electronic Arts, dude. They’ve shuttered Visceral Games, the minds behind Dead Space, who were until recently working on a Star Wars game. Not only that, but the project was being shepherded by Amy Hennig, who made her reputation on the fucking Uncharted franchise.
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‘Dragon Age’ creative director has left BioWare. The hinges on the company’s exit door gotta be tired
Dragon Age‘s creative director has left BioWare. It feels like just the more recent of a seemingly endless exodus from the company. But, like, don’t despair or something. Casey Hudson has returned to the company, after all.
‘Fortnite: Battle Royale’ has 10 million players a mere two damn weeks after launch
The makers of PUBG may have accused Fornite of being a shameless rip-off of their title. Not only that, but they’ve threatened various vague legal actions. Yet despite all of this tomfoolery, the title is bringing in an incredible amount of players. These two titles, they got themselves a slugfest on their hands.
The creators of ‘Titanfall’ and Oculus have teamed-up for a super secret VR game I won’t care about
You know in Mean Girls when that one character is upbraiding the other character (imdb.com, search, Mean Girls, naw, too much effort) about attempting to make “Fetch” happen? Yeah, that is sort of my attitude towards VR gaming. Can we just stop trying to make people care? No? It’s going to happen anyways? Gotcha. Then, uh, okay. Hey! Neat! Respawn is teaming-up with Oculus to make a VR game!
PlayStation boss Andrew House leaving Sony after over 25 years
Andrew House has been around Sony for a long, long goddamn time. Done all sorts of shit, all sorts of shit for the company *waves arms around vaguely*, you know! Most recently, House has overseen PlayStation’s resurgence this generation.
‘Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus’ Gameplay Trailer: Let’s Get This Freak Show On The Road
This trailer is my everything. And, to answer the trailer’s question, you fucking bet I got some Nazi fightin’ killing skills still up in me.
‘Left Alive’ Trailer: Square Enix gets its fucking mech on, with designs by Yoji Shinkawa. Get hype.
Man. A fucking mech game, with characters designed by the dude behind Metal Gear‘s designs? Let me stop you right there. I’m fucking in.
‘Okami HD’ is dropping on PS4, PC, and XB1 this December. Time for me to perhaps right a wrong, dude
I’ve never played Okami, which I know is a fuck-up. I’ve never played Okami, which as a fuck-up, definitely fits into my lifestyle as a Grand Mal Garbage Lord. However, maybe this HD re-release is the chance! A good chance? No! But! A fucking chance!
Nintendo of America boss says SNES Classic production will be way up, don’t overpay for the console. Yeah, okay
Nintendo stakes its name on two things: producing fucking wonderful first-party games, and producing artificial scarcity at mind-snapping, wallet-breaking levels. So fucking excuse me if I don’t believe Nintendo of America’s ChiefCzar when he tells consumers not to overpay for the SNES Classic.
‘Uncharted 4’ Co-Director Bruce Straley has left Naughty Dog. A witty tip of the cap to all his efforts
Bruce Straley has left Naughty Dog, but his presence has been felt, and will be felt in the company’s products for years. Not only was he the co-director of The Last of Us, but he also co-directed the fourth Uncharted game. It’s an understandable, yet bittersweet loss for the company. The sorts of games Straley directed were fuckin’ developmental grinds, so it’s hard to fault him for leaving. I ain’t gonna get too bereft about this shit, though. The future of Naughty Dog still feels bright. Not only is Straley’s longtime creative partner, Neil Druckmann remaining at the company, but the writing team behind Lost Legacy proved their own bonafides.
