#Video Games
Here’s A Possible Leaked Image Of Nintendo’s Wii 2.

Nintendo’s successor to the Wii has been rumored to be codenamed “Project Cafe.” Yeah, that’s a bit complicated. Today there’s an image working its way around the internet purporting to be a glimpse at the console/or cafe or whatever.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Want Some Wii 2 Specs? IGN Got You Covered.
The onslaught of new Nintendo console news is rolling in. Continuously. I’m sort of excited about it though, so please wait it out if you’re not feeling it.
More Wii 2 Controller Details & Rumors, With Mock-Ups!

There’s a shitload of new Wii 2 controller details, rumors, and purported mock-ups. I know I may be crazy saying this, but holy shit, could this rock?
Mass Effect 3 Screens! Oh Hell Yeah.

Here’s two Mass Effect 3 screens courtesy of Game Informer. It isn’t much, but it’s enough to get the purple monster (alright, the diminutive purple insult) dancing in my pants.
Hit the jump to check them out.
Microsoft and Sony Won’t Launch New Consoles Until 2014.

Last week saw news that not only is Nintendo going to unveil their Wii 2 or whatever quite soon, but also that they’re intending to launch it next year. It’s a rumor, but let’s pretend it’s true. Today news dropped from “industry sources” that Sony and Microsoft won’t return with their own salvos until 2014.
Best Buy Adding Sales Desks and Trained Employees to Gaming Section. God No.

Oh fucking great! Listen, one of the perks of going to Best Buy to snag a motherfucking video game is my ability to navigate the aisles, snag my shit, and get the fuck out. No douchebags trying to sell me warranties on the disc, no fuckheads asking me if I want to preorder anything. It’s everything a trip to Gamestop isn’t. It appears all of that is about to change.
Sega Announces ‘Sonic Generations’. Money Says Letdown.

Sega’s announced their next Sonic game that will at first get you excited, and then ultimately let you down, ‘Sonic Generations.’ The pig is celebrating the 20th anniversary of Sonic, and it’s going to be a hybrid of old school gameplay and the more modern Sonic Adventure type bullshit.
Hit the jump for details, as well as the first gameplay video.
Rumor: Wii 2 Has A Touchscreen Controller, Codenamed ‘Project Cafe.’

When it rains Nintendo Wii 2 rumors, it fucking pours. After yesterday’s news that the console is going to be revealed at or before E3, today we get a new crop of rumors. Most interesting is that the controller is going to up the ante in douchebag gimmicky nonsense.
Multiple Sites: New Nintendo Console To Revealed Before Or At E3.

Firing off with the hotness! Multiple websites are blowing up today with the same rumor: the successor to Nintendo’s Wii will be revealed at or before E3. E-gads! Get it? Fuck me!
Japanese Game Has Teacher Taking Students To Love Motels. Ah, Japan.

Listen, I don’t frequent boards or really delve into the underbelly of Japanese gaming, so when these stories are mainstreamed, I fucking love them. In Gachitora! ~Hooligan Teacher in High School, you control a thug who through means I haven’t divined becomes a high school teacher. The thug Torao Kaji, then does what seems obvious: tries to lure students and their moms into shitty hotels.




