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Australia Passes $1.9 Billion Tax Break For Their Games Industry. Crickey! Pun?

Here’s one way to encourage your nation to develop a gaming industry. Pass a thick ass donkey of a tax break for the industry, high-five everyone, and let them drink Foster’s. Right? Right!

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BioShock’s Rapture Made Out of Legos. Excellent.

Imagine Rigney is a Lego sculptor. Who has taken BioShock’s Rapture and recreated it with plastic brick and much love.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Rumor: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Getting Four-Player Co-Op Mode. Frak Yeah!

The deluge of Mass Effect 3 splooge continues to wash over my welcoming body today. There’s a good chance that Mass Effect 3 is going to get some substantial co-op missions. Boom!

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FemShep To Be On ‘Mass Effect 3’ CE Box Art, Get Her Own Trailer. Win.

I play as a female Shepard in the Mass Effect games. I play as females in almost any game. I enjoy my protagonists to be powerful, assertive ladies. So, seeing only the regular male Shepard bombing around trailers bums me out. I imagine it bums out female gamers even more. Our sadness has been noticed, corrections are being taken.

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The Original Xbox Controller Coming Back For ‘Halo Fest’, Dreck Lives!

The original Xbox and its controller were ungodly behemoths. Spat forth from a scabbed vagina of ill-fated design choices. Thankfully Microsoft fixed the controller problem mid-cycle and released one that you know, could be wielded by human beings. Time has passed though, and now they’re hilarious throwbacks. A shitty diaper of controller we can all laugh at.

Microsoft knows this, which is why they’re bringing them back for Halo Fest.

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PR Guy: Negative Duke Nukem Reviews Could Lead To Blacklist! Dude Fired.

Duke Nukem Forever came out this week. It sucks. Reviewers expressed such sentiments, and then  Jim Redner of the Render Group got all butthurt and said such reviews would impact who gets to review a game next time.

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‘Wii U’ Graphics Chip Is Last-Gen Radeon, Stronger Than PS3 and Xbox 360.

I don’t know much about graphics cards. Even with that, I’m always interested in HOW POWAH-FUL a new console is going to be. So when details regarding the ‘Wii U’ graphics chip comes out, I nod my head and pretend to understand whatever the fuck it means.

Nod! Smile! Repeat!

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Spanish Police Arrested Three In PSN Hacks, Viva La Spain Or Something.

The Mega-Police-World-Wide-Search-Ninjas have finally stapled down three people involved in the PSN hacks. This is all thanks to the Spanish Police, no doubt taking top secret orders from the robots who control the World Economy and run Sony.

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‘Call of Duty’ Creators Working On Sci-Fi Shooter. Frak Yeah!

Jason West and Vince Zampella are the creators of Call of Duty, and also the two heads who got jettisoned out of  Infinity Ward last year in that enormous story of subterfuge and corporate espionage. The two of them have rallied by creating  Respawn Entertainment, and we’re finally getting word of their first game. A sci-fi shooter. Fuck yes.

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Nintendo Stock Drops After ‘Wii U’ Reveal.

Despite dropping the ‘Wii U’ on the very expecting asses of the gaming public, worst secret ever, Nintendo’s stock has been dropping this week. I don’t see why! Revealing a console with no first-party games, a gimmicky tablet controller, and footage of third-party games culled from footage from the other systems is a recipie for rock! Not!

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