#Video Games
‘DEAD SPACE 3’ Screenshot and Logo Drop Online. Okay, Game. I Want You.
I don’t want to get too excited for Dead Space 3, because the Pig Swine Leviathan over at EA seems insistent on shoehorning multiplayer into the son of a bitch. To stem this excitement I whip myself up into a frenzy, swearing at the television screen “You fly solo!, that’s your fucking appeal!” as the Dead Space 2 title screen blinks back at me in silence. It usually works. Right now, it is failing. I can’t help it. A Dead Space 3 screenshot? Has me the excite.
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NAUGHTY DOG Co-Founder Jason Rubin Becomes THQ’s President. Thankless Job?
You can’t seemingly go a week without hearing about THQ being in the muck. Sure it isn’t as dire as d-bag extraordinaire Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios, but running the joint seems a thankless job. New president and Naughty Dog co-founder Jason Rubin is going to hope that isn’t the case.
Watch: ‘DEAD SPACE GRAPHIC NOVEL SHORT’ Is Beautiful, Seems To Confirm My Nightmare
I really want to enjoy this Dead Space Graphic Novel Short or whatever, but I can’t get over the hump. This hump, this spiked and cumbersome hump is what appears to be confirmation of Dead Space 3’s co-op mode. Oh Gods, so unnecessary.
‘DIABLO 3′ Patch Droppin’ Next Week; Please Don’t Nerf My Funky Monk
Diablo 3 had a bumpy launch, but it didn’t get me down that much. Even still, it’s nice to see that the Blizzard Fools are on their grind, trying to improve the Lord of Darkness.
ANALYST SEZ: ‘GTA V’ To Launch In Q1 2013; Sell 14 Million Copies.
Some wizard analyst is predicting that Grand Theft Auto V: Still Poorly Influencing Children is going to drop in the first of quarters, 2012+1. It will also sell a lot. Go figure.
‘ZONE OF THE ENDS’ SEQUEL Revealed. Nostalgia Pants Creaming
How totally gnarl (yeah, gnarl it’s the cool kids slang down at the local swing set) is this? Finally, Zone of the Enders is coming back! to our consoles.
Sony Files Patent For GAME-INTERRUPTING Advertisements. Oh Lawd.
Wouldn’t this be some shit! Sony has filed a patent for a mechanism or some kind of wizardry that interrupts Tommy Jerkin’ Loins’ game of Uncharted 3 to push soda pop. My goodness.
‘SKYRIM’ Gets Mounted Combat. Great, Where’s My F**king Flying Mount?
Skyrim continues to pick up righteous amendments courtesy of Bethesda’s sizzle reel. It’s all great, grand, wonderful. However I will not be sated until I get a flying dragon mount.
Blowhard Schilling’s 38 Studios Lays Off Entire Staff; Industry Rallies To Help Workers
38 Studios had to lay off its entire goddamn staff. The entire thing. Not much of a surprise considering their first game had to sell three million to break even. Thankfully the gaming industry is striving to help out the unemployed workers.
‘STREET FIGHTER’ Box Set Is OSTENTATIOUS AWESOMENESS; F**k Yeah 25 Years
Street Fighter is turning 25 and its partying a bit harder than my girlfriend who recently did the same. Kapow! Capcom is dropping a box set of biblical proportions, and if I was the Street Fighter fetishist I was back in my youth I may take a run at this.
