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ITC Judge Recommends Xbox 360 Import Ban To The United States. Wait, Wut?

All right, this has gone too far! Motorola and Microsoft have engaged in a high-stakes slap fight over some patents or whatever, and it is going to spill over into our frag time. An ITC Judge Guru has recommended that the Xbox 360 be banned from being imported to the United States.

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Olde English and Baha Men-quoting Goblins will attempt to kill you in Dragon’s Dogma

Appearances can be deceptive. Take Dragon’s Dogma, for instance. On the surface, it seems like an ill-informed attempt at a Western RPG designed in the East. Look a little deeper, however, and you’ll find that it brings some well-disguised originality and highlights the failings of our most recent, beloved RPG experiences.

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3.5 Million People Bought ‘DIABLO 3’ In First 24 Hours. My Posse Rolls Deep.

There was a point when I wondered if Diablo 3  would be a success like its predecessor was, and it is announcements like this that make me feel silly for  thinking  so.

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Lawsuit Reveals Infinity Ward’s West and Zampella’s Were Due A Cool $13 Million Bonus Each In 2010

We get to learn so many neat things from the lawsuit Activision rained down on the heads of Jason West and Vince Zampella, the founders of Infinity Ward. The latest? The fat loot they were due in 2010. Lots, and lots of Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers worth.

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Bungie’s Next Game Is ‘SCI-FANTASY, ACTION SHOOTER’…According to Court Records.

There were a lot of things I expected out of the Activision vs. Electronic Arts grudge match: namely wasting money and hair-pulling. What I didn’t expect was to find Bungie’s next game  inadvertently  revealed.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ Getting Better Framerates, Sh*t Loads of New Enemies

Now that Diablo 3  has dropped and BioShock Infinite  has gotten shoved into a date past the Year of Mayan Oblivion, I’m hard pressed to figure out a jam I want more this year than Borderlands 2. I’m also not really thinking that hard, between the caffeine haze and my ADD.

Here’s some info on my must-have.

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‘WII U’ Gets Redesigned Tablet With Actual Analog Sticks. Go Figure!

The Wii U’s  totally-not-an-iPad-tablet-controller-tablet has gotten a redesign. We know this courtesy of some errant dude tweeting shit he shouldn’t be. Don’t ever change, everyone.

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‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed

Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.

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DOPE ART: ‘Zelda’, ‘Mega Man’, and ‘Metroid’ as Japanese Woodblock Prints

Jed Henry brings the thunder, casting classic games Zelda, Mega Man  and Metroid  as Japanese woodblock prints. Nothing much more to say, hit the jump to behold!

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‘HARLEY QUINN’S REVENGE’ TRAILER: Unfortunate Dubstep, and Sweet Moves From Robin

Why any trailer features dubstep anymore is beyond me. Even the douchiest of stalwart dubstep  proponents  have to admit that using it in a trailer is played out, refried, shat out, and stomped on. Thankfully for Harley Quinn’s Revenge, its trailer also features some great action courtesy of the Bat-Man and Robin.

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