#Video Games
Cole, Drake and Snake Confirmed For ‘PLAYSTATION ALL-STARS BATTLE ROYALE’? F**k.
The rumor report is coming! Choo choo! Word on the street is that Cole, Drake, and Snake are confirmed characters for PlayStation: All-Stars Slam Bang Smash. If this is true, it is going to make me think twice about derisively writing off the Super Smash derivation nightmare.
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38 Studios Can’t Make Payroll, Bounces $1.125 Million Check. This Is Me Laughing.
This is me grinning as outspoken anti-Government Waste Curt Schilling descends into everything he once claimed to stand against. Demanding of the state for subsistence, incapable of providing for his own employees, bouncing checks, loving the idea of a safety net.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SPECIAL EDITIONS. Or, How I’ll Be Wasting Money In September
My goodness. My love for Borderlands is unmatched by many a franchise. It is a love so strong that it will have me doing ludicrous things, like opting into ridiculous special editions I don’t need, and really can’t afford.
EA and Activision Settle ‘CALL OF DUTY’ Lawsuit; Aw Corporations Can F**K Nice.
The great litigation arm wrestling match between two video game Douchebag Titans is finally over. A day after settling with everyone who left Infinity Ward save its founders, EA and Activision have finally decided to play nice.
‘HALO 4’ NEWS: Limited Edition Details & Weekly Multiplayer Episodes
Golly gosh! Would you figured that a trillzillion-dollar franchise like Halo 4 would have a limited edition? I would have! Ha! Psyche. Thought I was going for ironic comment but really I was doubling-down on the equally as lame gotcha riff.
‘DIABLO 3’ Open Thread: Broken Servers & Molested Hearts
So Diablo 3 has been out for over 24 hours, and for some of those hours it has even been playable! I figured it’d be done proper to get an open thread going where we can wax diabolical and the such. For the love of God please don’t use this venue for only bitching about Blizzard’s chunky vomit all down the side of their pants. Game impressions, rants, funny happenings, et cetera. Let’s get it going.
WATCH: Nerd Rager Francis Brings The ‘DIABLO 3’ Error 37 Rage, Error 3006 Rage & More
Internet-famous nerd rager Francis is pretty awesome, once you realize its an act. I sort of like it more that way, since sometimes it does seem contrived (forgiven because its a performance) and its more than anything a display of our cumulative Nerd ID. This time Francis takes to the Diablo 3 outages with his typical panache. I’m actually typing this bullshit in the dead of night…because I can’t fucking login.
Rumor: ‘GTA V’ Vehicle List Leaked…In ‘MAX PAYNE 3’?
This is a bit wonky. There’s peeps out there spitting that the vehicle list for Grand Theft Auto V has been harvested from Max Payne 3. You seem a bit incredulous. Well, here. Have this. Did you know that previous Rockstar games have held GTA files?
Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios Misses Loan Payments; Needs Rhode Island To Stay Afloat
There’s some deliciously awful about outspoken Republican blowhard Curt Schilling’s 38 Studios falling apart and needing corporate (wait for it) socialism to keep it afloat. They’re floundering as fuck, and of course it is up to tax payers (who obviously as We The People shouldn’t have to be burdened with another man’s failings unless they’re rich) to save the miserable enterprise.
‘THE LAST OF US’ Truck Ambush Trailer: Grizzled Nathan Drake and Ellen Paige, I Want You.
I was really high on The Last of Us when the first trailer dropped back in December; some of us around here weren’t. This second trailer has kept my blood flowing into all the juicy places. Played out zombies? Familiar looking protagonist? Juno Girl? I don’t care. I’m sold. Sold, sold, sold.
