#Video Games
Cosplay: Cloud Strife from Kingdom Hearts strolling the town
Don’t know what Cloud is doing hanging around a cathedral or whatever, but I’m not mad. Maybe the dude is still blowing boogers into his handkerchief reminiscing about the days Aeris hung out in churches and wasn’t a kebab courtesy of Sephiroth. Either way, dope cosplay.
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‘BLACK OPS II’ gets two ridiculous editions. Care package and Hardened. Freudian wet dream.
We can’t go a year without a new Call of Duty dropping some over-the-top wallet fucking edition, can we? Hell no. It’s about as American as it gets. November is football, turkey, and expensive killing packages.
Skyrim ‘HEARTHFIRE’ DLC drops next week, letting you get all nesting instinct.
Here’s a second batch of Skyrim DLC I won’t be buying. Until some late night when I’m drunk and wistful, proclaiming to myself that I wish I could just “live in Skyrim” because “despite the dragons, it is quite a beautiful place” and everything.
Press Start: SWERY directs Shenmue 3 in my dreams
You know how some people are still waiting for hoverboards? Well, in the same way I’m still waiting for Motoko Kusanagi-style cyborg shells. Not that I want to be a 400 pound metallic hottie, more that I just want a set of unstoppable bionic eyes that don’t crap out on me between my relentless cycle of monitors. Playing video games is tough. It burns. Join me…..
Video: Original ‘SUPER MARIO BROS.’ for the Atari 2600. So useless. So awesome.
Super low-tech is about on part with super high-tech when it comes to the things nerds get greasy groined about. Here is a latest batch of the former. The original Super Mario Bros. has gotten all did up for the Atari 2600. When 8-bit Nintendo graphics are simply too sophisticated.
‘WIPEOUT’ developer Psygnosis is closed for good. MORE CHILDHOOD DEATH.
Fuck, yo. Not a day after I find out that Nintendo Power has head its throat meet blade, news drizzles out that Sony has pulled the rip-cord on developer Psygnosis. Them sons and daughters a bitches were responsible for many an hour of Wipeout back on the day.
‘NINTENDO POWER’ is cancelled, more of my childhood perishes.
Nintendo Power has bit the bullet, after years of defying the need for good content and legitimate journalism. Even though I won’t miss the son of a bitch, I will miss the son of a bitch. Wait, what?
‘DIABLO’ creator shit talks ‘DIABLO III’, sets off Internet firestorm.
It is good to see someone important blasting Diablo III for the turd-dongle that it turned out to be. The would-be bomb thrower is none other than one of the creators of the original Diablo, so the dude has some merit. Would you believe that it cheesed off the people behind Diablo III? I would!
NEW ‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ SCREENS: All flying jets, and other shit.
Yo, flying a jet is cool. It really is. However, all I want in this world is to snap on a fucking jet pack and party like its San Andreas.
Here’s LINK all did up ‘PRINCE OF PERSIA’ style. Pecs are too small, IMO.
Link. Prince of Persia guy. They used to be best friends, until one night at a drunken party Prince Guy totally had elbow over the line in beer pong. Shoves were had. Swear words exchanged. This picture serves as distant memory and commemoration of the good times.
