#Video Games

REZ CREATOR has stepped away from game development. Infinite sadness ++

This is a slug to the jimmy parts. The mind behind RezChild of Eden and others has stepped away from game development. Fare thee well, Tetsuya Mizuguchi. You may have never gotten the acclaim you deserved, but Rez was one of my favorite gaming experiences. Ever. Even if I never got to use it with the trance vibrator in my butt.

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‘BORDERLANDS 2’ SLAG-OFF & MEET-UP.

I’ve spent the last ten or so hours where I should have been sleeping or working on my final thesis paper rumbling through the world of Borderlands 2. If you liked the original, douse yourself in anti-piss and prepare for your attempted golden shower. It’s sleeker, with better menus and holy shit a story. If you didn’t like the original, you probably won’t like it. No worries, ya’ll my friends anyways.

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MINIMALIST ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ posters bring the sexy to your loot fest.

Talented son of a bitch Milos Cakovan has ripped off some gorgeous minimalist Borderlands 2 poster for our consumption. Frak yes.

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First ‘SUPER MARIO BROS.’ level recreated on a mobius strip. F**k yeah.

This is goddamn fantastic.

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New ‘THE LAST OF US TRAILER’ is brutality meets beauty.

This is going to be PlayStation 3’s best game. Mark me.

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Microsoft hires CBS EXECUTIVE to make original content for Xbox. This can ONLY BE AWFUL.

Things that none of us using XBL have ever said: man, I wish that the service had original content. Yet another mind-numbing romantic comedy or the sort. Executives, however, are ever blind to what we actually want.

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‘YAIBA: NINJA GAIDEN Z’ TRAILER: The creator of Mega Man gets his slash on.

The creator of Mega Man is working on a Ninja Gaiden game. God is good.

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‘MASS EFFECT’ getting WHOLE NEW GAME plus the DLC, ‘OMEGA.’ Doi!

Wouldn’t you know it. A zillion-dollar franchise like Mass Effect isn’t finished, even after shitting down its leg in its final installment. More stories to tell. More money to make.

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Both BIOWARE FOUNDERS are retiring, super frown time.

The two minds behind BioWare are moving on to greener pastures.

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‘WIPEOUT’ lives, despite studio’s closure. All futurism everything!

Ain’t this the berriest of berries?

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