#Video Games
Microsoft renews ‘KILLER INSTINCT’ trademark? My childhood just came.
The only thing I liked more as an adolescent than staring at Orchid from Killer Instinct’s rack was ripping off an ultra combo with her. Microsoft must know this. They must have received my epistles in the mail, smeared with my blood and promises. For you see, they have renewed the Killer Instinct trademark.
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‘DRAGON AGE 3: INQUISITION’ is a thing, I hope it has more than one dungeon.
Dragon Age 3: Inquisition is coming, and it probably will have more than one dungeoin.
Press Start: Nintendo Hamburger Hangover
Nintendo are keen on poking the bear this week. For the purposes of this metaphor I shall be playing the bear and the poking stick is represented by the recent glut of Wii U announcements. They’re poking me into a fevered state where I suddenly find myself compelled to pre-order a brand new console and then feel dirty about it afterwards. I have some genuine soul-searching to do.
NEW ‘ASSASSIN’S CREED III’ DEV VIDEO has our boy hanging with the Founding Fathers or something.
What is better than some Assassin’s Creed during the American Revolution? The foreseen and obligatory George Washington sighting.
‘BAYONETTA 2’ announced for the ‘WII U’, daring me to buy the system [Trailer!]
How do you push systems? You find exclusives to make the gamers gooey groined. There are few things that make my crotch self-slather like a woman in glasses, clad in latex, killing things. Oh Nintendo, you know my weakness.
The ‘WII U’ controller costs like HALF THE F**KING system.
Want a second controller for your Wii U? Better smash that piggy bank open. Cull its innards. Dance the dance of death towards whatever Dark Master you believe in. ‘Cause that fucking thing is going to be like, mad bank. #JessePinkman
NINTENDO announces ‘WII U’ PRICE AND LAUNCH DATE. Also, ‘NINTENDO TVii’ service.
Here are an assortment of Wii U details. This has to be the first console to drop in a long while where I’m pretty certain I want it just to want it.
