#Video Games
‘XBOX 720’ technology could turn ROOMS into 3D ENVIRONMENTS. Rock.
Want to turn your room into a 3D environment used for gaming? Fuck you! Didn’t you learn anything from Bradbury’s The Veldt? For those of you unwashed automatons, your dreams could be coming true. Yes, yes. Give into the wave of complacency. Moreso than usual, obviously.
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‘METAL GEAR SOLID: GROUND ZEROES’ totally featuring day/night cycles. Plus! HQ pics.
Here’s some jammy jam information and new pictures of Metal Gear Solid: Ground Zeroes, fresh out of the confines of PAX Prime.
‘BORDERLANDS 2’ live action commercial gets me GRINDING my groin.
If it isn’t enough that I’m jazzed into infinity over Borderlands 2, the pigs have dropped a live action commercial on my ass. I first saw it yesterday during one of them football games, in a room packed full of bro dudes. As they chatted among themselves during the brief interlude from corporate sanctioned violence, I drank in the TV spot while absent mindedly rubbing at my zipper latch. The quality is a bit shit, so I’ll update when a high-quality rip drops.
‘BLACK OPS 2’ already leaked, already modded. Well, that’s timely as shit.
Goddamn! Black Ops 2: Bro Dudes Requiem hasn’t even come close to street date yet, and there is already some homie modding a leaked version of it. Hats off to the dude who is assuredly on the run from a legion of Activision cereberus-ninja hybrids.
Press Start: Haggar n’ Humanity
Hey guy, like the video games? The bleep-de-bloops? The whizz-pop and the shazmatt? Does it even matter? I mean, really, in this day and age; what with microchips and the constant ebb of information, who cares what you’re actually reading about? Words, man. They’re just words and so, here’s roughly 915 of the buggers.
Mobile gamers have overtaken “core” gamers in the States. You ‘ANGRY BIRD’ f**ks.
This shouldn’t surprise you in the least. Everybody on their smartphone grind, playing them games. Even as us gamers sit clad in nothing but underwear in front of our widescreen flat plasmas, people run around about the world distracting themselves with smaller, lesser iterations. The Angry Birds, World of Goo, Temple Runnin‘ motherfuckers.
GameStop throws its weight behind OUYA. F**king right.
Ouya is the little pet project that gets a lot of us caressing steel-hardened nipples. What about the world beyond us outliers, though? If GameStop and the weight of its considerable corporate taint is anything to go by, the console will be getting some mainstream love as well.
‘FINAL FANTASY VII’ FAN FILM Teaser Trailer: That music still gets me.
I don’t know if this fan film will work the fuck out, and I don’t care. So maybe Cloud’s design aesthetic will look like garbage in the flesh. Whatever. The effort put into this teaser gets a courtesy slow clap, and man. The music. Still hits me in the gut.
This gamer energy drink is giving ERECTIONS. Where am I signing up?
A gamer energy drink that will make my dong throb to the drums of war is something I’ve always wanted. Starting…right around the time I read this article. Actually, the entire thing would be somewhat terrible, for I am already an ADD-nightmare when it comes to gaming. I imagine having an uncomfortable Excalibur laying down my thigh would only exacerbate my suckitude at gaming.
VALVE JOB AD proclaims they’re getting into the hardware business.
If you needed any more proof that Valve is getting into the hardware swagger unit, then this job posting should confirm it for you.
