#Video Games
‘BORDERLANDS’ SEQUEL COMING; titled ‘THE PRE-SEQUEL!’
Fucking shit, man. Looks like I’m going to have to keep my PS3 hooked up just that much longer. Though to be truthful I’ve been rocking the shit out of it lately anyways. You see, there’s a goddamn Borderlands sequel dropping for the last-gen. Actually, it’s a prequel. But it’s uh, also a sequel. A pre-sequel.
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5 YEAR-OLD totally exposes gnarly XBOX LIVE SECURITY FLAW
Oh fuck! Oh shit! We got ourselves another Zero Cool on our hands. A five year-old recently found a way to circumvent XBOX Live’s security, rigging a way around the need for a password. Well done, little man. No come over here, ’cause I got some porn sites I need you to crack.
‘FINAL FANTASY VI’ came out 20 YEARS AGO Today. My love for Umaro still burns.
Final Fantasy VI dropped twenty years ago today in Japan. Dios mio, where did the time go? I love you, FFVI. If anything, I love you more than I had even realized. You see, I recently bought the Final Fantasy X HD remake and realized I despised pretty much everything about the game in retrospect. My fond memories vaporized in a Hellfire Barrage of terrible voice acting, horrid characters, and tonally confusing moments. Yet, Final Fantasy VI sustains. I replayed through nearly fifteen hours of the game just six months ago, finding myself still taken with the world. The beauty. The sasquatch. Cheers, FFVI. Stay golden.
‘PORTAL’ co-creator KIM SWIFT joins Amazon Game Studios
Amazon Game Studios. There’s a good chance I never take them seriously because I’m a fat headed gaming snob. However, if I ever do, it’s probably going to be because of talent like Portal co-creator Kim Swift. Oh, and Clint Hocking.
Square Enix: OH SH*T, People Like JRPGS. Us: Yeahnoduhbruh.
Don’t get excited! Don’t! But there are signs that Square Enix may actually be pulling their head out of their ass. It’s fucking up there, so it may take some time. Fecaltainment spraying everywhere. A frightening, rumbling sucking sound as their cranium emerges. But after the sales of Bravely Default, the company is all like: wait, people like JRPGs. No fucking shit. Now can we get a real Final Fantasy?
Watch: RYU vs JESSE from ‘BREAKING BAD’ = best fan video
This is fucking wonderful. I don’t got anything else to say. Save for “tip of the cap” to this video’s creator. He’s way more inspired and far superior to my wretched ass.
EA looking to ‘BATMAN: ARKHAM’ games as inspiration for ‘STAR WARS’ titles
I don’t often praise Electronic Arts, but Imma go ahead and do it here. Some Chief President Guy with a Fancy Title of EA was recently talking about how the company is going to handle the Star Wars franchise. And go fucking figure, the Dude references the Batman: Arkham games as a source of inspiration for the SW games. Fuck yeah.
‘UNCHARTED 4’ game director leaves NAUGHTY DOG for Riot Games. Exodus++
Sweet Jesus Christ, seems like every big name game director-producer-creative-mind is leaving their post. Mayhaps the Big Budget Grindfest Windmill of Corporate Pressure’s juice ain’t worth the squeeze for many anymore. The latest departure is the Talented Bro Guy who was running Uncharted 4‘s existence.
MOAR CONFIRMED? PS4 getting PS1 & PS2 games in NATIVE 1080p
All I want in life is to be able to play my old school PlayStation games on my PlayStation 4-Some. In 1080p. Is that too much to ask? (I actually want a lot of other things: a golden dildo with my name engraved, a falcon, limitless supplies of Diet Mountain Dew, to name a few.) Soon I may be getting one of those wishes granted (unfortunately not the fucking falcon).
DOUBLE FINE getting into indie games publishing; starting with ‘ESCAPE GOAT 2.’
Double Fine ain’t just going to hang around as a gaming industry darling, Kickstarting games to radical levels of funding. They ain’t just going to pubish those games to applause, Internet hand jobs, et cetera. The company is also going to go GOOD GUY PUBLISHER MODE and begin helping to get indie games out. Starting with Escape Goat 2.
