#Video Games
‘MINECRAFT’ creator Notch drops new game, ‘CLIFFHORSE.’
The mind behind Minecraft has dropped his latest game. Cliffhorse. In which you’re a horse, and you run around near cliffs and shit? The entire thing feels like Notch having a bit of fun with the gaming community. ‘Cause like. You gotta buy it with Dogecoin. And like. Cliffs. Horses.
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Dude selling WORLD’S LARGEST VIDEO GAME COLLECTION. Anyone got $800,000?
Michael Thomasson has a serious fuck load of video games. Like — way lots. And now the dude is selling the world’s largest gaming collection to provide for his family. Which makes me wonder out loud, why didn’t he just temper his obsession and provide for them on the go? Ah, whatever. Cause MATERIALISM, I suppose.
THE WOZ was so good at ‘TETRIS’ that NINTENDO POWER banned his scores
The Woz, man. What a fucking life he’s led. I had no idea that on top of the whole co-founding the Apple Computer thing, he was also busy totally dominating the Tetris game. To the point where Nintendo Power banned his ass from their High Scores. Didn’t stop him though. Hell naw.
Former ‘HALO’ composer Marty O’Donnell suing Bungie for unpaid benefits
Marty O’Donnell has cut himself a nook in the gaming psyche through his iconic Halo scores. However, that didn’t save his ass from getting fired by the Company That Master Chief built. Not only that, but if you believe his claims, the talented composer was also shed from the company’s corpus with a litany of unpaid benefits.
‘BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL’ Moon Dance Trailer: Groove This October 14
I fucking love Borderlands. Like, it speaks to me. The absurdity. The in-your-face fucking obnoxiosness resonates with me. It’s the gaming equivalent of A CAPS LOCK ENERGY DRINK CAFFEINE VOMIT NIGHTMARE. Which is essentially my life in a nutshell. So you better believe I love this trailer for the game. Which is arriving October 14! Fuck yes.
Microsoft confirms XBOX ONE is 10% faster without KINECT.
When Microsoft announced they were cutting the mandatory cord on Kinect, Smarter People Than Me speculated that doing so could free up some processing power. Well, Egg Heads be damned. They were right. To the tune of a 10% performance boost. Yay! Yay? This is all rad and Hell, but if both parties in the NEXT-GEN (or is it now current gen?) DANCE OFF could release games specific to this new generation, that would be far more exciting than this.
Watch: LUIGI’S DEATH STARE x JAY-Z = one plumber not f**kin’ around
The “Luigi Death Stare” has been making the rounds since Mario Kart 8 dropped. This video right here is a glorious combination of FURIOUS LUIGI and HOVA.
Ex-‘BIOSHOCK’ developers reveal ‘THE BLACK GLOVE.’
When Irrational Games and Guru-Auteur-Somewhat-Arrogant-Prick Ken Levine announced that they were going to slim down, and lay people off, most bemoaned the loss of BioShock. (Which apparently was for nothing, since Take-Two is continuing it.) Others wondered what Ken Levine would do next. (Aside from take himself very seriously and make art and statements.) However, maybe myself and others should have been sweating the creative efforts of Irrational Games staff newly freed from blockbuster constraints.
‘BATMAN: ARKHAM KNIGHT: BATMOBILE TRAILER &…DELAY
Here’s one way a company can sugarcoat their delay of one of 2014’s most anticipated games until 2015. Do it with a gorgeous trailer. Win some. Lose some.
‘LAST OF US’ leads are now heading up ‘UNCHARTED 4.’
The Brains behind Last of Us are now The Brains behind Nathan Drake. Man, finally some fucking good news for the Uncharted franchise. The past couple of months have seen countless people throwing up the Deuces and getting the fuck out of Naughty Dog. So while all of that is certainly concerning, at least we know the people now in charge are fucking legit.
