#Video Games
New ‘Silent Hill’ game coming from Kojima and f**king Del Toro
Apparently there’s a “playable teaser” (that I’m downloading now) on PSN that’s actually a fucking covert reveal for a new Silent Hill game. Starring That Guy (Norman Reedus) from Walking Dead. Leave it to Del Toro and Kojima to fuck everyone’s brain-pieces like this. Pretty awesome.
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‘WiLD’ Trailer: ‘Rayman’ creator drops open-world PS4 exclusive
When the creator of Rayman drops anything, I pay attention. Rayman Legends is one of my top games of the year, and the silly fucker has been entertaining me for nearly twenty years. The latest machinations to arrive out of creator Michel Ancel’s brain is WiLD, and it has me jonesing already. Details and trailer after the break!
Well Then: The next ‘Tomb Raider’ is an Xbox Exclusive~
Rise of the Tomb Raider is only going to be rolling up on Xbox consoles, and man I can only imagine the staggering amount of cash Microsoft threw around to procure this exclusive. And I wonder if this is a timed exclusive, or an outright? None the less. This is one of those times that I’m glad I’m a materialistic, completionist, Day 1 whore.
‘Doom’ co-creator John Romero making first shooter since ‘Daikatana’
John Romero is the co-creator of Doom, however he may be equally known for his insane, impressively large failure Daikatana. Both of which are excellently chronicled in the book Masters of Doom. And now Romero is ready to dust that epic failure dirt off his shoulder and once again enter the shooter game.
‘Remember Me’ developer creating digital, episodic game for Square Enix
The minds behind Remember Me are once again teaming up with Square Enix. This time in the developer DONTNOD will be producing a wholly digital, episodic game called Life is Strange.
‘World of Warcraft’ players dropped by nearly 1 Milli in three months
Why! Just today I woke up and was contemplating whether or not I was going to buy Warlords of Dra..Draenor (?). I mean — I also contemplated whether or not I wanted to masturbate before I drank my first energy drink, so it isn’t like it was some in-depth shit. But anyways, it appears that World of Warcraft is understandably shedding players as the game continues to age. But like me, will these folk return for the new expansion? Are they just pooped? Are they playing Wildstar?
[Trailer Here!] Ubisoft confirms ‘Assassin’s Creed Rogue’ for PS3, Xbox 360
Ubisoft has finally confirmed what we’ve known for months: they’re making an Assassin’s Creed exclusively for the last-gen systems. All it took was a trailer leak for them finally get off their asses and throw us the bone.
Details and trailer post-jump!
‘Resident Evil 1’ getting remastered in HD. Coming 2015.
The original Resident Evil is getting a new coat of paint in 2015. Which I guess makes sense. If you’re Capcom and you’ve completely lost track of what made a franchise work, might as well go back to the original. Maybe study its workings while replastering the walls and apply that knowledge to Resident Evil 7 or whatever. You folks gonna buy this shit? I’m tempted.
PlayStation whuppin’ continues, outsells Xbox 3:1 in Q1 2014
Now fucking listen! I own both the DelayStation 4 (LOL I HATE MYSELF FOR PUNS) and the XBONE (I STILL HATE MYSELF), so I have no real vested interest in the console wars. Actually, maybe I want really healthy competition so both companies push themselves. That said — and I don’t know why — I do enjoy watching Sony continuing to roll Microsoft by their fucking ears. (And for those of you who want to point this out, I realize Sony doesn’t differentiate between PS3 and PS4 sales.)
Nintendo posts $97 Milli loss last quarter. Luigi gives console market the Death Stare
I’ll cop to it. I didn’t buy a Wii U when Mario Kart 8 came out. So I hold myself personally responsible for Nintendo’s ass-sucking financial quarter. I mean — surely I must lead by example, right? I gotta get on this.
