#Video Games
‘Tales from the Borderlands’ dropped today! No one f**king told me!
Were we supposed to know that Tales from the Borderlands was dropping today? Or did it sort of erupt out of the Dark Anus of News Not Yet Revealed, hitting me off the chest? Either way — fuck yeah I’m buying this when I get home.
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‘Batman: Arkham Knight’ Gameplay Trailer: Unfathomable Badassery
Fucking resent this trailer for Batman: Arkham Knight. This shit ain’t dropping any time soon, and Rocksteady goes and hangs this fucking stunning gameplay trailer on our heads. Or perhaps around our necks like the Noose called Time. We are just waiting. WAITING. The noose hanging. Heavily. Cutting into our skin. WAITING. For this stunning piece of shit to arrive.
Telltale’s ‘Game of Thrones’ Teaser Trailer: Foreboding Monologue!
A foreboding monologue can only mean one thing: Game of Thrones teaser. So of course its video game gets a teaser trailer featuring the familiar trope.
‘Tales from the Borderlands’ Trailer: Back To The Scum and Villainy
Telltale games has dropped a trailer for Tales from The Borderland. Beckoning me back to my favorite hive of scum and villainy. Are you like me? Like scum? Like villainy? Check out this trailer.
First of Telltale’s six ‘Game of Thrones’ episodes drops soon
It’s been a race between Telltale’s Game of Thrones and Borderlands series to see which title would be responsible for me finally playing one of their games. It appears that the Iron Throne shall claim the victory, shortly.
‘The Banner Saga’ and three other indies dropping on PS4 in 2015
I’ve wanted to play The Banner Saga all fucking year. But unfortunately I’m an old douchebag, whose gaming tendencies ossified over the course of the past decade. What this means is that despite having a reputable PC, I don’t really fuck with gaming outside of consoles. I know, I know. Not PC masterrace. Console prole tier. But next year!
Microsoft files ‘Battletoads’ trademark, my childhood weeps happily
Microsoft has filed a trademark for Battletoads. According to the Web, of course. SURELY YOU JEST, CRUEL INTERNET? Don’t fuck around with me. I’m more than fucking ready to rock out to a modern, side-scrolling Toadtacular beat ’em up. So don’t play with my heart.
New ‘Mass Effect’ Concept Art: Brooding Planets, Gorgeous Citadels
Could I have integrated this post into my first Mass Effect blathering of the day? You bet your ass! But I want it sequestered. For easy access. For ogling. For touching. For nodding. For no good but yes fun.
Watch: Blizzard reveals ‘Overwatch’, team-based multiplayer shooter. Wit heroics and such.
Okay, Blizzard. You got my attention. I was waving used toilet paper dismissively in the way of this year’s Blizzcon. But then you dropped this dope reveal. Overwatch. A team-based multiplayer shooter with pizazz, elements from the cancelled MMO Titan, and heroics and shit.
Details and a trailer after the jump.
‘MASS EFFECT’ NEWS: ‘Halo 4’ writer penning; new species and aliens
I miss Mass Effect. Like a lot. Like, despite not even being able to go near Mass Effect 3, and feeling vaguely certain they destroyed the Reaper lore by the end of the first trilogy. Even with that all considered, fuck, I need it. So Gods (Or Reapers?) bless that N7 Day, 2014 has brought more news about the next installment.
