#Video Games
Pretty Gnarl: XB1 retail consoles will become dev kits this year
Are you like me? Well, that depends. Do you want to create an indie game where the protagonist must consume pixelated cans of Diet Dew in order to shit laser beams at bouncing pixelated Mark Millar fans? Well, if you are!, now you can create this game for the both of us. On XB1. With your store-bought console.
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Hope dies: ‘The Last Guardian’ trademark abandoned
Abandon all hope, ye fellow Shadow of the Colossus and ICO fans. It looks like the totally-not-vaporware game The Last Guardian that was set in the same universe (or some shit) is dead.
PS4 and XB1 install bases are 60% larger than their predecessors were after 15-months
And here we were thinking that God-Tier PC and mobile gaming were going to evaporate us luddite console cowboys. They may (probably) will yet, but not if this generation has anything to say about it.
EA Executive: ‘Titanfall’ sequel “probably” in works. They also “probably” love money
Gasp! Egads! Shazam? An Electronic Arts CFO Czar has intimated that a Titanfall sequel will “probably” happen. It will “probably” be multi-platform, too. Hard to say. Wink wink.
‘Evolve’ Launch Trailer: Welcome to the Jungle
Industry darling (or at least game show darling) Evolve drops today. And with that release comes one final trailer showing all the 4v1 monster marauding.
Bethesda holding first ever E3 Conference this year. ‘FALLOUT 4’ OR F**KING BUST
Bethesda. Just. Just let me fucking tell you. If you’re holding an E3 conference, for the first time ever, and it isn’t to announce Fallout 4. Just. Just expect a dude clad in his own used underwear and painted in his own DNA to rush the stage. Hint: that dude is me.
Cosplay: Rule 63 Handsome Jack from ‘Borderlands’ got me feeling things
If I’m going to get back into the cosplay-posting-game, I suppose it makes sense to bring in two of my favorite things. Borderlands and Handsome Jack. (And yes, extremely pretty people.)
