#Miscellaneous
Scientists Implant FALSE MEMORIES In Mice. #INCEPTIONHORN
Scientists have implanted false memories in mice. The Inception horn is blowing like a mofuckah!
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THIS WEEK ON The Walking Dead – Beside the Dying Fire
Piss the bed! It’s time to pack it in for our last 2min Redux of doom. AND what a barnburner!!! If every episode had this much action, I might actually return to liking the show again. Prolly not though, unless 80% the characters die grimtastic deaths for making me suffter, and are replaced by competent humans in season 3. But you can decide for yourself, as we lube it up nice, right after the jump.
High-Resolution Images Of Sunken Titantic Are Quiet Beauty.
True confession: I’ve known that the Titanic was awesome ever since I was underage and saw Kate Winslet’s boobs aboard it. Since then I’ve grown up as a man dedicated to studying its nooks and crannies via internet searches and audio plants I’ve snuck into James Cameron’s secret compound nestled in its caverns. With that obsession firmly in tow, these high-resolution images that National Graphic is dropping ahead of the sunken beauty’s 100th anniversary are tear-jerking for me. Oh the beauty of its sunken treasure chests. Of its sunken booty, just waiting to be found.
‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Bane Converse All Stars Are Dork Swag.
Good news for those of us who want to look like Bane from Dark Knight Rises. We’ll never have the personal trainer, millions of dollars, wardrobe, or “supplements” that Tom Hardy had to look so swaggerlicious as the Back Breaker. Acceptance is the key to setting yourself free. So crack off a Serenity Prayer and sate yourself with these new All Stars.
New Breakthrough Opens Up Door For 60 TB HARD DRIVES. So Much Porn.
Stock-up! Stock-up, stock-up, stock-up! With the upcoming Internet Apocalypse rocketing towards us, the need for stocking-up on porn, movies, music, and videos of cats vomiting candy corn (wut?) is ever present. What better way to stock up like Pirate Noah than with an uber hard drive? None! Answered that shit for you.
Everything Was JENNIFER LAWRENCE And Nothing HURT
In case you wonder what I can usually be found doing after midnight, when I should really be working on tomorrow’s content. These days it’s a bit too much of an obsession with Hunger Games Lady. I tried to class it up with a Vonnegut reference, but I’m pretty sure I’m just losing my mind.
Anyone else awake? I have pie and cardboard cut-outs of Katniss we can pretend are smiling at us.
New iPad Sales Top 3 MILLION Over Weekend. Retinal (Display) Popping.
Apple continues to have an absolute right to just keep printing money at their own leisure. At this point I think their marketing campaigns for new products could consist of “Fuck you, buy this” and “We’re fucking Apple”, and it wouldn’t slow them down in the eyes of their legions (of which I am a more resistant follower).
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 17
If you follow the patent-pending Eastbound story arc, the 4th episode always ends up being one of the darkest. This season is no exception, as things get pretty grim…in a good way. This week Kenny deals with the aftermath of Shane’s death, and a mountain of child-born adversity, as we step back into the dark underbelly of comedic greatness after the jump.
Game Reviewer WAS Fired Over That Shitty Kane & Lynch Score
Journey back with me, my friends. Let us ride the collective unconscious back into the fleeting moments of 2007. It was then that Jeff Gerstmann was fired from GameSpot. It was then!, that rumors and allegations came out that it was because he wouldn’t kiss the grimy ass of Kane & Lynch. Now let us come back to the present. March, 2012. It is now, some 4+ years later, that the rumor is confirmed.
