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STEAMPUNK Festival Hits Waltham, Mass With[out] NEIL GAIMAN And WILLIAM GIBSON. I’m There.

[Note: William Gibson and Neil Gaiman will not be attending.   See comments for more info.]

I enjoy steampunk whenever I pass by it in my cultural travels. Not enough to dress in its elegant swag, nor to delve deeply into the literature. Enough to appreciate it. Even at this novice level however, I’m beyond bonerized for the steampunk festival coming to my home state.

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NEW ‘TENACIOUS D’ VIDEO: ‘TO BE THE BEST’ Is Cameocore Nonsense Awesomeness

Tenacious D  is back with a new video. The videos is more like a grand “We’re back!” announcement with Hollywood wankery, but fuck it. I still dig it. Check it out after the break.

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More Movies Will Be STREAMED Than Watched On Disc In 2012. Tangibility Weeps.

This is the year that more movies will be streamed than watched on disc. It is a frightening development for Tangibility, who tries to persuade us with promises of discs clogging up media racks and trips to the store that we don’t want to make.

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James Cameron Goes Underwater, Reaches DEEPEST SPOT ON Earth

James Cameron don’t give no fucks about a variety of things, including character depth, being condemned for postulating the typical idea that a white man has to save the savages from themselves, titties on Titanics, and more.  He also doesn’t give a fuck about the ocean, ’cause he’s gone and conquered it.

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VIDEO: Neil deGrasse Tyson Reacts To Being A MEME

Neil deGrasse is the fucking man. An adorable teddy bear of astrophysical wundery and brilliance. Not only that, but the guy has a hell of a sense of humor. In this video he reacts to his status as a prominent meme, and does so with all the charm and charisma you come to expect from the guy.

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TRAPPINGS OF FAME: Kanye West, Serena Williams, Common

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Taking my nascent career in journalism seriously, I wanted to report some experiences in my life until I either get sued or I get blackballed for being “press”; whichever comes first. In my first expedition, I serve up a behind the scenes look at Rapper/Actor Common’s private 40th birthday party, celebrated in Park City, Utah two weeks ago. I was there, and so were you, right after the jump.

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THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 18

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We are fully in uncharted territory on EB&D. Where it goes next, nobody knows…sorta. Following a doppleganger story arc from last year, we have another family affair this week as KP focuses on breaking out of his slump with an epic 4th of July blowout. Stevie goes back to being a putz, and we fully explore the deep dark cavities of humor that are completely unpresentable to most audiences.

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Moment of Zen: Super Huggy Dog Time

I showed this picture to Eduardo last night and informed him it was a picture of the both of us, and he got to choose which one he was. This is what I do post-midnight when the Voices sing.

Custom ‘FALLOUT’ Vault Dweller Sneakers Have Built-In Pip-Boy

Woah, baby. These sneakers are the fucking hotness. We’re talking nuclear-levels of spiciness. Custom made Fallout  sneakers completely swagged the fuck out with a Pip-Boy and everything.

Hit the jump for info and pics.

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ASPIRIN Stops The Spreading of CANCER. We All Look Surprised.

My girlfriend works in a field where she regularly deals with impressive science wizards who gather to discuss their attempts to stop diseases. My general refrain is “when are these dudes and dudettes going to actually cure  something?” I’m a reductive fuck, I know. Now I have some more ammunition. These goon-wizards are performing their little miracles while the obvious cure has been on a shelf at the nearby pharmacy. Aspirin.

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