#Miscellaneous
Study: Watching Porn Turns Off Your Brain. Well, I’m F**ked.
There’s really studies for this sort of thing. To prove that porn turns off your brain. Well shit. It seems pretty obvious that porn turns off the brain-pipe, but no man. We have to study it. Funding.
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XNA Is SYNTHETIC DNA Stronger Than The Real Thing. Futurism Boner.
Someone should wake up the guy who was bombing around Nietzsche’s market. If God isn’t dead, we’ve certainly delivered a five-fingered death punch to his thorax. XNA is synthetic DNA, only stronger.
FOLLOW US FRIDAY: J-Law O Face Edition
It’s Friday. After today I’ll only spend nineteen hours blogging as opposed to the usual soiled-undies and empty-canned madness of the week. Everyone drink! Or if you’re a Friend of Bill W, take a pleasant walk. Anyways indulge me for a moment in promoting the various methods you can connect to the Mothership. I ain’t begging, but if you dig us and you can tether in, Imma love you. Forever.
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Using SMART PHONES To Pay For Things Could Dominate Cash and Credit Cards by 2012. Sounds Good.
The only thing I seemingly don’t use my smart phone for is to get my rocks off, and that’s only because I’m waiting for my fleshlight attachment to come in the mail. A study is showing that smart phones could supplant credit cards and cash as the dominant way of paying for sheezy out in the real world, and I welcome it.
Video: 7 Year-Old Fighting Leukemia Gets To Fight Crime As BATMAN For A Day. Warming Of Heart.
The occasional tenderness of the human spirit! Gives the average passerby a glow. Take this as an example. A youngin’ of nothing more than 7 years-old is fighting leukemia. He also loves Batman. Through various strings being pulled, the good lad got to fight crime for a day as the Righteous Rodent.
Hit the jump for details and video.
GOOGLE’S GLASSES Patents Hint At HELMETS To Match. Clunky ++
…How long will we augment reality before we just call it reality? Eh, just something that fall out of my ass right now. More relevant to this whole news post thing is me telling you that a patent Google registered totally points towards a helmet to compliment their AR glasses. This doesn’t make sense.
Iran’s “HALAL INTERNET” Becoming A More-Ambitious Part Of Current Censorship Regime.
I’ve been spitting articles at you lately concerning Iran and its desire to create its own intranet cut off from us diabolical Western bastards with our (illusions) of democracy and Coca Cola. Turns out, Iran ain’t going to be pulling that off any time soon. Instead they’re just doubling over on their current censorship.
Physicist Writes Math Paper To Get Out Of A Traffic Ticket. Beast Mode ++
This is just showing off your gracious gifts, right here. The physicist Dmitri Krioukov got pulled off for running a stop sign and responded by writing a mathematical paper arguing his innocence. Just showing off now, Demmy. Just showing off.
Ultra-Absorbent “NANOSPONGE” Could Be Used To Fix The Worst Oil Spills. Yeah Science!
Ah! The future! Sometimes the future sucks. Like, you know, how we’re still using oil to get our asses around places. Where’s my nuclear-powered jet pack? However, the future can also be pretty swell. Like when it finds ways to clean up all those silly oil spills.
Check That Bought SUPERMAN RIGHTS Sells For $160,000. G’damn.
The check that bought the rights to Superman has sold, and for quite the pretty penny. Imagine having so much money that you spend over $100k on a check? Yeah, I can’t neither.
