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FOLLOW US FRIDAY: Thor’s Love Gun Demands It

Hello foolish friends. It’s Friday, and that means several things. First off I’ll be eating my weight in pizza. Later on in the evening I’ll spend it cursing my eating habits and burning asshole. Before either of those lovely moments however, I’m going to implore you to glom onto the Spaceship Omega in the various fashion. The Book of Faces. The Twitterererer. Be Tumblin’ with us. But mere clicking moments for you, infinite gratification for me and my forthcoming quivering bowels. I love you.

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Internet Privacy-Destroying CISPA BILL Passes House. Batten Down.

CISPA prevails! As a collective community we must have blown every ounce of protester-load we had getting SOPA nailed into a casket, cause we sure as shit ain’t doing much about CISPA. It’s like SOPA on steroids, has the back acne to prove it, and once slept with your Mom. No kissing, no phone call the day after.

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Reading All The Privacy Policies You ‘Agree’ To Would Take Entire Month. Yeah, Yeah, Click.

I have no idea what I’m agreeing to when I scroll through the boxes and claim to understand the terms of all the services. It’s overwhelming as shit! Words, legalese, more words. I should be thankful I, like many, just blindly click acceptance. If I wanted to comb these oceans of legalese it would take me one month  out of every year.

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EDGAR WRIGHT & SIMON PEGG Have Script For ‘The World’s End’, Fanboy Squee!

By golly, by golly. It appears that the third flick in the Blood and Ice Cream is finally getting ready to be birthed into this world. There’s a script for it, folks! There’s a script.

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‘ANCHORMAN 2’ To Tackle 24-Hour News Cycle, Diversity.

Anchorman 2  is getting underway, and despite the script not being finished we’re learning more and more about what this second dive into the mind of Ron Burgundy will entail.

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DROPBOX Goes MEGAUPLOAD With New Feature, A-Nice.

One of the features that had Megaupload on the ropes has come to Dropbox. With but a click of the button you can now share any  file in your Dropbox account. Ballin’!

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First ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Drawing Up For Auction. Still Teenage, Still Sacred.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The time remaining before Michael Bay’s turd cut ties with his sphincter and casually falls onto the franchise dwindles, and so we must cherish this moments. Let’s hit the wayback machine, and think of when the Ninja Turtles first arrived. Perhaps by buying the original drawing. That’d be nostalgia, aye?

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Last Week This Dude Registered 14,962 DOMAINS In 24 Hours. F**ker.

Michael Mann (not that one) is a dude well-versed in registering the shite out of domains. He runs train on available registrations and then flips them to desperate people, making a killing in the process. Last week the fucker registered nearly 15,000 domains in one hour.

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THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down: Chapter 21 – Grand Finalé

Kenny Powers

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!? Be honest. This final episode of Eastbound flipped you on your head, had you crying like a baby, and then had your fist clenched in the air as if to say “you got me, assholes!”, before gently shutting itself down forever. It was the emotional equivalent to 4 years of High School packed into 30 minutes of programming, and now it’s my job to somehow pick up the pieces of your shattered soul to provide some level of clarity in this moment of somber reflection. Wish me luck suckas, because the only way I can describe the series finale is:

Hollywood/Prefontaine/Hollywood.

Allow me to explain…
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Toronto’s Mayor Releases $2 Graffiti-Reporting App. HIPSTER Narcs With High-Tech

Now you can narc people out with wonderful high-tech. Yes, you! Well, provided you live in Toronto. Thanks to an impressively douchey application released by Toronto’s mayor, you can report any sort of graffiti you come across.

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