#Miscellaneous
iPads Installed In Tennessee DMVS To Cut Down Wait Times. The Future. Yeah!
This is pretty fucking rocking. As anyone who has ever listened to the sagacious mewing of Les Claypool knows, Hell is spelled D-M-V. The peoples of Tennessee are aware of this, and in an effort to cut down on the fire and brimstone in their pockets of the Underworld, they have installed iPads. Cyeah!
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Scientists Working On Device To Help Stephen Hawking Communicate Through BRAIN WAVES. Futurism ++
Everyone knows that Stephen Hawking is both one brilliant motherfucker and also the victim of a most uncool disease. The device that has helped the duder communicate since losing his voice thirty years ago are failing, leading totally wizard scientists into creating an equally impressive new one.
LOUIS CK Direct-Selling Tickets To His Next Tour. No Fees, Scalpers. All Win.
Louis CK is probably my inspirational dude of the year. He’s clawed his way to the top, while exerting his own artistic vision. Now he’s continuing the righteous he started back with his $5 download by direct-selling his tickets.
Fugg yeah.
The ‘PARKS AND REC’ Cast As DC SUPERHEROES By Vicky Ryan Rules
Vicky Ryan has gone and done up the cast of Parks and Rec as DC superheroes. This move answers the seemingly impossible question, “What could make Ron Swanson bad ass?”, to which I would have previously said nothing.
WEEKEND OPEN BAR: Sunbaked Testicle Rot
I’ve been tinkering with the idea of a weekend “open-bar” where community members can just shoot the shit during the lesser updated days. What are you up to? What’s on your mind? Did you see that gif of Kate Upton and the Popsicle and get sprung like me? Listen I know I’m a male pig. The worst part is I know it. This may fail miserably. Who knows. I blathered out some free writing today just to decompress. It’s sort of self-indulgent, but really it’s just me taking the time to actually get a hold of my own psyche in the blustery winds of time-rot.
VALVE And ADULT SWIM Teaming Up For…Stuff. Probably Amusing Stuff.
Adult Swim and Valve! It’s a union forged in places where unions I don’t expect are forged. Whatever could they be dropping? A Team Fortress 2 short? Something? Such?
Limited Edition ‘GHOST IN THE SHELL’ Sneakers Are Futuristic Dopeness/Bad Taste
It will take a braver man than me to wear these shoes. I’m a dork, I can’t pull off such staggering feats of dare. Shit, I look awkward in a t-shirt. There are some out there who surely can wear these mofuckahs. With swagger up to the gills and a lack of fucks given, they will don these for all of us.
‘MEGA MAN’ Anniversary Soundtrack Collection Is E-Tank Extravagance
To celebrate Mega Man’s 25th anniversary, Capcom is unloading a tremendous beast of a soundtrack collection. Ten fat ass discs crammed into an E-Tank can be yours, Mega Man fans. Provided you live in Japan.
Video: This Real Life Cyber-attack Alert System Is Pure ‘NEUROMANCER’ Porn.
Lordy, lordy. The future is good. Check out the Daedalus Cyber-attack alert system, which renders cyber attacks in 3D graphics.
