#Miscellaneous
Demand the last ‘GAME OF THRONES’ S2 recap from Budrickton. Do it!
Look at this sad ass shit. You know what’s been sitting in drafts for like, two months? Budrickton’s final Game of Thrones recap. I was perusing the OL back channels today when I came across it, and I was like four seconds from deleting it. Then I thought to myself, I will take it to the people. We all know how funky fresh his other recaps were, don’t we? So I implore you folk. The good denizens of OL. Help me guilt Budrickton into generating this final S2 wunder-fest. It’s not the recap we deserve, it’s the recap we need.
Reignite the Engines of Perversity!
What’s up folks? It’s Captain Caff-Pow here aboard the Mothership Omega. You may have noticed things have been quiet lately, but I assure you we’re bringing ourselves up back to speed. I spent a lovely weekend afar in a land of cows, fresh air, and very, very, very low levels of caffeine. For a good four days, I could not see the Eyes of God. The mysteries of All were hidden for me. Now that I’m back, I promise to double-down on the jitters and re-up on the verbal diarrhea.
Now Listening: Devin Townsend Project – ‘Effervescent’ (Epicloud Teaser)
The Brothers Omega have not been strangers in espousing their love for Devin Townsend and his myriad styles. Since Rendar pointed me towards this teaser for Hevy Devy’s latest album, I’ve been riffing on it nonstop. Pop metal that shall strike like a lightning-bolt set of stairs taking you to Valhalla.
‘MASS EFFECT: PARAGON LOST’ TRAILER: Here’s Hoping ME3’s Prequel Is Better Than its Ending
Wasn’t really aware of the fact that there was a Mass Effect 3 prequel anime slithering down the pipe, but it seems pretty rocking. The writer of Clone Wars and the studio behind Ghost in the Shell? Hell yeah. Could do without the jab at unprepared soldiers being “ladies” in the trailer, since, you know, my Shepard is all double-x chromosome, but hey man. I’ll still take it.
PLUTO Has A FIFTH MOON, Still No Goddamn Respect.
Pluto. It can’t catch a break. Despite having like, a zillion moons (four) with like a million more found (a fifth), it still isn’t a pluto. What the hell is up with that.
This Camera Can Detect Cancer Cells In Real Time. Yeah, Science!
I don’t know if it’s going to be prostrate cancer, or Diet Dew-chemicals induced brain cancer that knocks me off the top rope. I don’t know which one shall do it. However, I’m glad that there’s all sorts of wonderful medicinal technological wunder-things arriving into the world to screen my dumb ass when the day comes.
CLOUD CITY Landing Platform Goes LEGO Microscale. Word.
Hell yeah! Rod Gillies has whipped up a gorgeous LEGO microscale of the Cloud City landing platform from Empire. Ah, that fucking platform. So much Boba Fett, so many blaster bolts wasted upon it.
WEEKEND OPEN BAR: It Isn’t The Drug Shakes, It’s The Happiness Shuffle
[WEEKEND OPEN BAR: The one-stop ramble about anything weekend post at OL. Tell us how drunk you are. Or about a comic you bought. Something you saw at the local Target while buying three pounds of Laffy Taffy.]
All right so last weekend’s open bar experiment didn’t really go that well. Truthfully, nothing really goes over that well on the weekend. All of ya’ll are out being human beings, interacting with the other rounds of animated flesh-pods. I can’t blame you for that.
What’s shaking?
LOUIS CK + JAIME LANNISTER = Your Argument Is Invalid.
Wherever this was taken must have been a shit show. Jaime Lannister and Louis CK inhabiting the same relative area can result in nothing less than the decimation of brain-pieces and internal organs everywhere, cutting a swath of juicy organic matter covering the walls.
