Reignite the Engines of Perversity!

What’s up folks? It’s Captain Caff-Pow here aboard the Mothership Omega. You may have noticed things have been quiet lately, but I assure you we’re bringing ourselves up back to speed. I spent a lovely weekend afar in a land of cows, fresh air, and very, very, very low levels of caffeine. For a good four days, I could not see the Eyes of God. The mysteries of All were hidden for me. Now that I’m back, I promise to double-down on the jitters and re-up on the verbalĀ diarrhea.