#Miscellaneous
$1.5 MILLION in iPad Minis stolen at JFK International Airport.
Ooph! A serious amount of iPad Minis were tots ninja’d from JFK International Airport. Some enterprising motherfuckers managed to gank 3,600 units of that hot little tech fetish, and are still at large. Make that guap, boys and girls.
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Hostess closing, TWINKIES could cease to exist. DARKEST TIMELINE.
No, no, no. No, no, no! What the fresh hell is this nonsense. Hostess is like, billions of dollars in debt. Okay, sure. Sucks. Due to this, them people have to shut down, and dammit, folks. Dammit. They may be taking our Twinkies with them. This aggression will not stand. Probably because its been eating Twinkies its entire life, and its legs cannot support its weight.
Custom-made ‘MASS EFFECT’ sneakers are swank. Won’t fit me.
This are pretty. I’d like to strap them on, and take you out on a date. Buy you some pizza and show you my Get Rich scheme. It involves stock piling teeth fillings for the eventual stock market crash. Will you donate some? You’d look just fine down a tooth. Be a good Christian during this time of year.
‘GAME OF THRONES’ returning next March. Barely. I cannot f**king wait.
I know everyone is throwing seminal fluids everywhere over Walking Dead’s third season, but this is the jam I’m anticipating. Having read the third book of the Song of Ice and Flames or Whatever, I can attest that this season is going to buckle knees and blow out buttholes. Be prepared.
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United Arab Emigrates outlaws online criticism of government. Rookies!
C’mon now, UAE. You a rookie to the whole dumbing down the public thing? Let them have their fun on the Internets. Throw some reality television the public’s way. Get them fat on processed food. The worst thing you can do is outright take away their expression. Bread and circuses, yo.
LOUIS C.K. totally pledging to sell HBO special worldwide for $5. Plus! No DRM.
You can take the Louis C.K. out of obscurity, but you can’t take the common man out of his soul. That’s…that’s how the saying goes, right? Duder is ripping off an HBO special soon, and he has pledged to drop that hotness on our asses for $5 a couple of months after it airs. This is fantastic.
New dinosaur named after SAURON from ‘Lord of the Rings.’
Hell yeah! While it isn’t exactly the embodiment of the Evil like his character in LOTR, a dinosaur is a pretty menacing thing to hang the name Sauron on.
GEORGE LUCAS giving most of his $4 billion Lucasfilm sale to charity. Solid ++
Aiight, George Lucas. Just this once, I’ll refrain from cussing your soul out. You’ve made a lifetime of money off of shitty adaptations and action figures, but you’re putting that loot to good use. After selling the Lucasfilm property to Mickey Mouse, you’re parlaying that money into education. This is rad.
‘GRAND THEFT AUTO V’ promotional swag leaks. Plus! Posters.
The drums of war go boom-boom or something, heralding the approach of the next GTA. These drums bring with them promotional leaks and posters for those who are interested. I assume you are interested.
