#Television
Fox may bring ‘X-Files’ back, Duchovny and Anderson are interested.
So yeah okay Fox wants to bring X-Files back. And even if I could scrape the terribleness that was the last two seasons off of my Brain Plate, I don’t think I’d be down for this. It’s been so goddamn long, the zeitgeist has passed, you can’t rebottle the lightning. Et cetera. That said, I’ll watch it.
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‘Community’ returning March 17! Coolcoolcoohforgetit
Community! It fucking lives! Community! Premiering March 17! On Yahoo. How am I watching it on Yahoo? Is there a fucking app? Or something? Eh?
‘Better Call Saul’ Extended Trailer: Miguel, James Miguel
New Better Call Saul trailer. It looks damn good and I hate that. I can barely watch my regular stories as Nana calls them these days, let alone add another one to the rotation. I’ll find a way, though. At least for one episode. I’ll find a way.
‘House of Cards’ Season 3 Trailer: Sociopath In Chief
Yeah I’m one of those folks seriously underwhelmed to the point of jumping ship when House of Card‘s second season jumped the shark. And yet! I can’t help but me intrigued when a trailer for season three hits. So I guess maybe sort of I’ll catch-up.
‘Game of Thrones’ is first show to go IMAX, coming January 23
Game of Thrones is hitting the big screen. LIKE THE WAY BIG SCREEN, MAN. SURF THE MAX PIXELS. Cause uh, it’s going to be rocking the IMAX this fucking January. The show will make the splash with the last two episodes of the previous season, and an exclusive look at season five.
Mike Colter cast as Marvel’s Luke Cage for Netflix series, “A.K.A. Jessica Jones.”
Pretty fucking bland headline, right? Yeah. Well. I don’t know Mike Colter. But I fucking know Luke Cage. And I love the dude. So here’s hoping the casting fucking rules, because I expect big things. Or maybe I shouldn’t. Fuck realistic expectations, though.
New ‘Daredevil’ Photos: From Riches to Crime-Fighting Rags Or Something
Here’s a couple of new pictures promoting Marvel’s upcoming Netflix series, Daredevil. That’s it. That’s all I got for you.
‘Parks and Recreation’ Final Season Trailer: NINJA ATTACK!!!
Oh my god. Just when I thought I couldn’t relate to Andy Dwyer anymore, the dude lands a fucking TV show in the last season of P&R. Titled Ninja Attack. I’m going to miss you, Spirit Fictional Character.
Gross: David Goyer and SyFy bringing ‘Krypton’ origin series to TV
David S. Goyer sucks. Origin series suck. This show is going to suck. (Or maybe it won’t. But I despise the aforementioned two.)
Krysten Ritter cast as Marvel’s ‘Jessica Jones’ for Netflix show
Krysten Ritter lives again! I didn’t know when I would see the actress again, after you negligent pukes killed Don’t Trust The B! (a seriously amusing show). But now I know! My love, my Jane Margolis, is returning in most glorious fashion. In the Marvel TV-Movie-Thing universe.
