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‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ OFFICIAL TRAILER: COULSON F**KING LIVES.

HE FUCKING LIVES OKAY CHRIST.

Still on the fence as to whether Coulson lives? Watch this trailer. Now we can sit around and speculate about other characters. Oh yeah, and the trailer is pretty dope.

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Snap. Is LUKE CAGE in ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Come speculate, you pigs!

Luke Cage. Maybe.

J. August Richards can be seen in the trailer for Agents of SHIELD whupping some serious ass. Dude is sporting super strength, as well as invulnerability. So who is he playing? Opinions are split, but some are thinking he may be Luke Cage.

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‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ VIRAL VIDEOS: Conspiracy Group Hunts The Hulk!

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Interesting. Here are a bunch of viral videos for Agents of SHIELD. They’re neat enough. What is intriguing about them however is that they raise the question of when the show takes place. Many a person has speculated that Coulson is actually dead, and the television show takes place prior to Avengers. These videos could corroborate such a belief. I mean, the Hulk is a “real life creature” being investigated? Seeing Iron Man on film a big deal? Motherfuckers are both wayyy out in open by the time of the Avengers credits roll.

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JACK BAUER AND ’24’ RETURNING TO FOX. Torture Porn Addicts Moan.

24.

I didn’t see this coming. It looks like everyone’s favorite utilitarian torture export and post 9/11 wunder-hero is returning to television. Kiefer Sutherland will be dusting off the heavy artillery and reprising his role as Jack Bauer next year, as 24 returns for a twelve-episode journey.

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‘ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT’ SEASON 4 Trailer: The Bluths Are Coming

The Bluths.

I’ve been trying to play it pretty cool about the new season of Arrested Development. Telling myself it won’t be as good. Telling myself it doesn’t mean as much to me as it really does. Unfortunately, this trailer blows the bung hole out of my feigned disaffection. Sweet Golem Titties, the revival is only two weeks away.

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‘MARVEL’S AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.’ PROMO #1: Coulson and friends GET WEIRD

OH MY GAWD HE IS BACK

Here is a fairly unexciting debut trailer for ABC’s Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD. You have Coulson (and while it is antithetical to say, I don’t really care about him) and friends tackling strange events and stuff. My guess? Superhero procedural. I’ll be there, even if I am fairly apathetic towards this first glimpse.

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WATCH: First f**king footage from Marvel’s ‘AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D’

Agents of SHIELD.

The first footage from the officially picked up (I’ve been busy or I would have ranted about this) Marvel’s Agents of SHIELD has dropped. Come hither and take it into your brain-guts. It’ll sate you until the official preview arrives tonight.

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THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “The Climb”

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It’s getting tougher to piece these recaps together in recent weeks on account of a school schedule that’s getting busier than ever; but it’s a labor of love, and a true pleasure to get to reflect on some of the most memorable television being made. Apologies to the OL community for the tardiness! Hopefully, this look back on ‘The Climb’ will whet your appetite for the next Thrones ep we’ll have coming this Sunday.

The episode this week was a strange mishmash of plodding and excellence. Let’s start with the rotten side of the apple.

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‘BREAKING BAD’ FINALE will be ‘VICTORIOUS’ and close-ended. Ohhh snap.

Breaking Bad.

Oh Christ. The ending to Breaking Bad is coming, folks. Series creator Vinny Gilligan has some new words about the series’ conclusion, assuaging those of us who have lived through the conclusion to LOST.

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THE ROCK starring in HBO SERIES produced by Marky Mark. SO MUCH F**KING BRO.

The Rock.

 

There is so much goddamn bro going on in this post. The Rock starring in a fucking television show that is being produced by Marky Mark. So many protein shakes. So many reps on the bench.

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