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‘Thor 2’ Confirmed for Summer of 2013, Without Kenneth Branagh. Fail.
I thought that Thor was a fun, vacuous journey through hammers and Gods and action sequences. Enough to be excited for a sequel a couple years done the road. Marvel confirmed the obvious today, officially announced a second movie was coming. Then they done and crushed my little heart, announced Kenneth Branagh wouldn’t be returning.
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International ‘Captain America’ Poster Features The Red Skull and Cap’s Boys.
After the sort of hogwash that I’ve seen this summer, I’m really looking forward to Captain America. The trailer for it that played prior to Transformers: American Freedom Fuck Yeah! was the best part of that movie going experience. Don’t let me down, Evans et al.
Hit the jump for a new international poster for the flick.
New ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’ TV Promo Drops Obvious Reveal.
There’s a new Captain America promo running on TV that drops a bit of a spoiler. I guess? It feels pretty obvious to anyone who has ever read or heard about the comic book. It’s still a dope bit though, so if you want to remain unspoiled don’t hit the jump.
‘MoviePass’ Is Netflix For Theaters. $50, Unlimited Viewings.
MoviePass wants to be Netflix for actual movie theaters. For $50 a month, you can get unlimited viewings.
‘Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol’ Teaser Trailer Drops. It’s Rad, Dude. Rad.
Without a fucking hint of irony: I think the trailer for Zany Tom Cruise’s next Mission Impossible flick is awesome. Great cast. Great director. Sexy, sleak action fun, starring some guy who thinks he’s an alien.
No really, it looks awesome.
Hit the jump to check it out.
300 Sequel Isn’t ‘Xerxes’ Anymore. Now Titled ‘300: Battle of Artemisia.’
As much as I like Gears of War, or Fast and the Furious, or Rocky III for my fill of overtly homoerotic Freudian wet dreams, none were so flagrant and glorious as 300. Where is my second coming of dudes all but coming on one another? Running around, phallus in hand, glazed with sweat and spitting about camaraderie. I need it!
There was a sequel promised. Xerxes! I looked to it for this fill. It stalled, but it may live once more as 300: Battle of Artemisia.
Paramount Is Backing Aronofsky’s ‘Noah.’ Hell Yes. (Heaven Yes?)
Darren Aronofsky wants Noah to be a huge-ass event bio-apocalypse flick starring Christian Bale. That takes many a cheddar to make happen, and Aronofsky has been trying to find funding for the project.
With reports that Paramount is joining the fray, that search seems over.
Monday Morning Commute: Colossus of Destiny
Hear ye! Hear ye! The Monday Morning Commute has arrived! Let us meet this train of thought in the station, see what wares it has to offer, and then add our own before it continues toward Collective Conscious Square! `Tis our duty as denizens of the Omega Level to not only profit from the bounty of awesome-suggestions, but to contribute as well!
Make merry and dance in the street! Digital or otherwise!
The Rock Is Going To Be In ‘G.I. Joe 2’. Fecaltainment Of The Year.
I loved the original G.I. Joe flick. I didn’t remember the cartoon so I wasn’t going in wanting to see the mythos treated with reverence. Or respect. I just wanted fun. I got fun. Ludicrous, fecaltaining fun. When a sequel was announced, I was totally there. Now that The Rock is in it, I am at blue-headed priapism excitement level.
Christopher Meloni Elaborates On His Role In “Man of Steel.’
Christopher Meloni has opened up in a wonderfully vague way regarding his role in the next Superman cinema experience time. He starts by denying that he’ll be playing Lex Luthor, which reminded me of something. I hadn’t even thought of Luthor being in this movie, or who would play him.
Anyways.
So just who the hell is he playing?
