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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ IMAGES Featuring Bane’s Scuba Steve Mask In High-Res & More
New images from Dark Knight Rises! Aw yeah. Bane’s mask up-close, and Anne Hathaway all done up in latex and daring my Johnson not to move.
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Robert Pattinson Recreates Scenes From CRONENBERG’S VIDEODROME & SCANNERS. The Ill Na-Na.
Listen Robert Pattinson you seem like you got yourself some acting chops. Imma forgive you for starring in Vampire Cinematic Pukepile just based on the fact that you’re doing a Cronenberg flick, and even upgrade you to dope status for these pictures. Duder recreated scenes from two of my faves Videodrome and Scanners. How can I hate on that? I can’t. I won’t.
More ‘PROMETHEUS’ IMAGES. ALL THE TIME.
Phew. I was frightened. We hadn’t been blasted across the nips with Prometheus images in like, a day. Maybe even two. Here’s some off the digi-presses, courtesy of Advertisement (Entertainment) Weekly.
The Avengers Receipts, or how much does it cost to destroy NYC? (Answer: $160 billion)
Remember that time Loki broke Manhattan? I do, because I watched his fine ass do it in glorious digital 2D (fuck 3D). But whether it be Loki, Doc Oc, the aliens from Independence Day, or whoever the villain was for the Fantastic Four movies (I’ve pretty much blocked them out, so it’s all very hazy), no one ever really thinks about the damages.
So, how much would it cost to beat the shit out of the Big Apple?
‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ Loses Kurt Russell and Sacha Baron Cohen. OH WELL.
I’m pretty friggin’ stoked for Django Unchained, and there isn’t much that can be done to deflate my excitement. So while two actors I am not disinclined to rub-up upon have left, I shall continue with my jittery smirks when contemplating this flick.
Edgar Wright To Start Filming ‘THE WORLD’S END’ In September. Plus!, Plot Details.
The third film in the Ice Cream Trilogy is finally getting underway, folks. Edgar Wright is going to start filming the son of a bitch in September, with the plan being to release it next year.
La haine: 17 Years of Hate, Now in HD
On April 6, 1993, Makome M’Bowole, a youth of Central African descent, was shot in the head at point blank range while handcuffed to a radiator in a Paris police station. The police called it an “accident.” There had been hundreds of these so-called accidents since the 1980s around Paris and its low-income suburbs – known as banlieue districts. Needless to say, these senseless deaths at the hands of bonehead cops repeatedly led to rioting and birthed an unbearable tension between immigrant youths and the police.
This volatile banlieue society is captured in Mathieu Kassovitz‘s landmark 1995 film, La Haine. An eruptive and stylistically beautiful film, La Haine looks at one day in the life of three kids from immigrant families living in a working-class banlieue housing project outside of Paris. Vinz the Jew (Vincent Cassel), Saïd the Arab (Saïd Taghmaoui), and Hubert the African (Hubert Koundé) are all recovering after a night of heavy rioting. During the previous night’s chaos, a friend of the boys, Abdel, was shot by a cop and is in critical condition in Paris. One other possibly explosive thing happened the night before: a cop lost his gun. And Vinz found it.
Marion Cotillard Says She Is NOT Talia Al Ghul In ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’, Yeah. Okay.
Marion Cotillard is all up in the Web(z) stating emphatically that she’s not Talia Al Ghul. Allow me to inform you of something! I don’t buy it. Imma bet this is some Obi-Wan equivocating.
The Dude’s High 5s: Girl Power – Top 5 Kickass Female Protagonists
With Mother’s Day fast approaching I wanted to pay homage to the fairer sex in some way. I thought to myself; why not send out a High 5 to the kickass ladies of Hollywood? I wanted to steer clear of the Suzy-Homemakers and the Damsel in Distress tropes that pop up everywhere. So here we go, 5 ladies that kickass and take names … no word on their stance on bubble gum.
Cole Hauser Joins ‘A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD’ As Villain; Plus Set Photos!
Confession time: I keep forgetting that there is going to be another Die Hard movie. Like, I’m going to forget it almost immediately after I write this up. I don’t find it to the most egregious of crimes, forgetting a movie that doesn’t need to exist. However let us seize this opportunity of remembrance to pass on some casting news and set photos.
