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Rumor: ‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ Blu-ray could contain Nolan’s ‘DIRECTOR’S CUT’, gasp.
Can you not get enough of Dark Knight Rises? I can. I’ve pretty much forgotten about the sprawling, 6/10, mess of a finale. However, for those of you who need more Goddamn Bat-Guy, you may be in luck. Rumor is that Christopher Nolan is preparing a Director’s Cut version of the flick. Who knows, maybe with another half-hour the film will have what some film fans call “pacing” or something. (I am trolling, yes.)
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‘TAKEN 2’ INTERNET TRAILER: Gruff voices and gun play. Sign me up.
Shit is cool enough. My main question coming out of it though, is if you’re going to drop and Internet trailer, why the fuck are you maxing it out at 360p?
Producer: ‘AVATAR 4’ won’t be part of back-to-back filming. OH NO.
The hardest part about so much time passing between these Avatar movies is finding people still willing to dress up blue and fuck me with their tails. It was the hot shit at first. People were doing it in droves. Now that time has passed? Shit me. Whole scene has dried up like a successfully strip mined Pandora. Get it? That was the name of the dumb world, right?
SECOND ‘HOBBIT’ MOVIE gets new title; the mess concludes in July, 2014.
Are you totally unexcited like me for the Hobbit flicks? 48 fps, three movies. Blegh. Blegh. Well, indulge me and soak in this new batch of news anyways. C’mon! Don’t be a coward.
Four new images from Guillermo del Toro’s ‘PACIFIC RIM’ has my autobot tingling. Crap pun.
I don’t know much about Pacific Rim, other than I want to see it. It’s got like, robots and shit. That’s more than enough to sign me up. Until an official trailer, teaser, teaser trailer, or teaser for the teaser trailer drops, I’m going to have to sate myself on pictures such as these.
‘METAL GEAR SOLID’ coming to big screen courtesy of ‘SPIDER-MAN’ producer.
Metal Gear Solid was the game that kick-started the action flick cinematic nonsense pile in the world of video sames, so it is fitting that the pig gets the silver screen treatment. It feels like the franchise has been bandied about for years in regards to a big screen adaptation, but nothing has felt as legitimate as this recent news.
RYAN GOSLING directing monster movie starring Christina Hendricks. I got feels, man.
The deities aren’t playing fair. I know, intellectually, that I shouldn’t rub my groin in a movie theater. It exists on a vague, intangible level. Despite this understanding, how the hell can I at least not sneak a quick tip flick during this movie? I don’t know, sounds like a dare.
OL STORE: Biff’s Secret to Success
Hey, come over here! Don’t worry, there’s plenty of parking in front of the OL STORE! Hell, the spaces are spacious, too — you can comfortably park any vehicle, even that DeLorean of yours. Give the Flux Capacitor a chance to cool down, and come on inside!
Fake GOTHAM GAZETTE covers humorously highlight DARK KNIGHT RISES plot holes.
Outstanding. I found Dark Knight Rises to be a fun disaster, and many of my complaints are highlighted through this collection of fake Gotham Gazette covers. Fantastic. Hit the jump to check them out, but mind your footing. There are spoilers about.
Video: ‘AVENGERS’ Deleted Scene: Steve Rogers’ alternate intro will break you.
Man. Grab me a tissue. Or two. This deleted alternate introduction for Steve Rogers gets the waterworks going in my flabby, easily-moved corpus.
