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‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ poster has the ODINSON RIDING THE LIGHTNING.

THOR goes ZAP.

Ride the lightninggg! Here is the first poster for Thor: The Dark World. Let that get your groin greasy, and then contemplate the fact that we’re getting a trailer for the movie this week.

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‘DOCTOR STRANGE’ to be played by Justin Theroux? Tell me moar.

Justin Theroux.

Oh yeah, there is a Doctor Strange! movie afoot. It had completely slipped my mind. Well, it is coming in Marvel Phase Something Such. Don’t you worry your pretty little heads. We haven’t heard much about the flick, but now casting rumors are a-percolating. The latest (or first?) rumors are centered around Justin Theroux.

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TWO ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ Trailers: The Devil loves Samurai Swords

Only God Forgives.

Today is a legit fucking blessing for those of you who need to fill your gullets with every ounce of Only God Forgives promotional material wandering this rock. Here are two new trailers for your gaping maw. Chew them slowly.

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‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ POSTER sadly does not feature Ryan Gosling’s abdominal muscles. How did this happen.

Only God Forgives.

I’m sure we will be getting enough of both Ryan Gosling’s abdominal walls and his face throughout Only God Forgives to fill our quota for the year. Of course, if you haven’t been an errant asshole you’ve already begun filling that quota with Place Beyond The Pinewood Box Time or whatever. But maybe you’ve been bad. Anyways, check out this poster for the next Refn-Gosling blood bath.

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‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2’ SET PHOTOS: He got that SUPER SUIT, and BLACK WIDOW is back. Latex yumyum.

Captain America - The Winter Soldier.

Here are some grainy as fuck set photos from Cap 2: Winter is Coming, and So Is Bucky. They offer a glimpse and confirmation of Rogers’ new suit, plus a look at Black Widow back in the hood. This is great news for me, my latex fetish, and horrible news for all the socks in my underwear drawer. Get it? I’m going to jack off to these pics. So low-resolution. So naughty…I know, I’m a piece of shit.

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‘MAN OF STEEL’ Trailer #3: EPIC FEELS, EPIC EXPLOSIONS.

Man of Steel.

Jesus Christ, so help me. If you watch this trailer and you don’t feel things man, I have nothing to offer you.

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MICHAEL ROOKER of ‘WALKING DEAD’ fame joins ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’ Ragtag group like woah.

Michael Rooker.

I’m beginning to get interested about this Guardians of the Galaxy flick. Rendar keeps telling me it is going to be Marvel’s first great flop, and it might be. Yet even if it falls down on its wildly esoteric face, between the director and the absurd collection of characters populating the cast, I’m intrigued. The latest duder to become a guardian is that white trash guy from AMC’s Arguing around Zombies

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‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ FINAL TRAILER: Pure Ocular fingering, with a dash of CUMBERBONER.

Kirk and shit.

My shaft is seriously chaffing after the vigorous trailer-inspired thrashing I have been giving it today. The final trailer for Star Trek Into Darkness is a glorious batch of pomp-and-circumstance, wrapped around the dulcet tones of Benedict Cumberbatch. I cannot wait for this jam.

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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. teases leaving ‘IRON MAN’ in three years. Flaccid Repulsor Ray.

Robert Downey Jr.

Robert Downey Jr.is a large part of why the Marvel movie universe has become the Marvel movie universe. So what becomes of that Universe when he leaves? Someday, we’re going to find out. The salient question is when that day shall come. In a recent GQ profile, Homeboy Jr. hints that he may only have three more years left in the superhero game.

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‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ SET PHOTO: Check out blue-ass JAMIE FOXX as Electro

Electro.

Hey! Friends! Would you like a picture of Electro from the set of Amazing Spider-Man 2? If so, hit the jump. Don’t forget to be way-super judgmental about the completely out of context picture.

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