‘STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS’ FINAL TRAILER: Pure Ocular fingering, with a dash of CUMBERBONER.

Kirk and shit.

My shaft is seriously chaffing after the vigorous trailer-inspired thrashing I have been giving it today. The final trailer forĀ Star Trek Into Darkness is a glorious batch of pomp-and-circumstance, wrapped around the dulcet tones of Benedict Cumberbatch. I cannot wait for this jam.