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QUENTIN TARANTINO announces his next movie is ANOTHER WESTERN. Yeehaw.

Quentin Tarantino.

Tarantino has announced the genre of his next flick, and it appears he’s going back to the days of gunslingers. I’m assuming. ‘Cause see I don’t know much about Westerns but I do know that there are probably gunslingers there. Right?

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First Look: OPTIMUS PRIME is PISSED AS F**K in ‘TRANSFORMERS 4.’

Transformers 4.

HELL YEAH. OPTIMUS PRIME IS BACK, AND HE AIN’T TAKING YOUR SHIT. HE’S BEEN SHOTGUNNING RAW EGGS WITH MARKY MARK. GETTING SWOLE BEYOND BELIEF. CHECK OUT THIS FIRST LOOK AT HIM WITH HIS NEW BODY. RIPPED. PISSED. READ TO SNAPKICK ROBOTS INTO FUCKING OBLIVION.

Hit the jump to behold.

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Warner Bros. registers A F**K TON OF DOMAINS as potential ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’ TITLES.

Yum yum.

Warner Bros. has registered a fucking fuck load of domains that  may point towards the actual title of Batman Vs. Superman. ‘Cause why keep the title that we’re all using? Right? I mean — take your logic and stick it in your ass.

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AFFLECK & DAMON are producing adaptation of BRUBAKER & PHILLIPS’ ‘SLEEPER.’

Sleeper.

Power Bro Couples working within Power Bro Couples. Wheels within wheels. Affleck and Damon producing an adaptation of comic book bro couple Brubaker and Phillip’s Sleeper. This is wonderful.

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IDRIS ELBA talked to MARVEL ABOUT PLAYING LUKE CAGE. Past Tense. But Still.

Idris Elba.

Just imagine, guys. Just imagine if Idris Elba was Luke Cage. I don’t really think it’ll happen, but fuck. Talk about bringing another heavy into the world of dope Marvel roles.

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OH GOD: DAVID GOYER pitching a ‘SANDMAN’ MOVIE with JGL INVOLVED.

Sandman.

If you’ve read anything of mine regarding David Goyer, you know that I consider the dude to be a bit of a crap-covered dildo. I don’t have anything against the lad personally (he is probably a terrific human being), but his scripts and movies have the subtlety of a dynamite stuck in someone’s bung hole.

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‘NOAH’ TRAILER: It looks…LIKE A DISASTER #Rimshot

Noah.

…opph. Take that headline off the berries. So yeah. I know this isn’t new, but I figured I would post it here. Aronofsky has consumed a decent amount of bandwidth on the site, and thus neglected this uh, creation, seemed a bit remiss.

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ELIZABETH OLSEN confirms she’s TOTALLY SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’

Elizabeth Olsen.

I know. I know. We’re straight-up comic book movie whoredom around them here parts these days. With a sprinkle of Episode VII mania. I apologize. But. Yeah. I don’t know. 2015’s movie explosion is the driving force of the geek zeitgeist at the moment. So roll with it.

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LEX LUTHOR CONFIRMED for ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN’, plus Kevin Smith is sort of Sad.

Probably him. I don't know.

There was some Kevin Smith-hosted online event where Smith was his typical sycophantic self. Aside from revealing that Luthor is in Man of Steel 2: *ALL* The DCU Characters!, he spent a good amount of time freaking out about the new Batsuit.

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Dude from the show ‘GIRLS’ could PLAY NIGHTWING in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’

Adam Driver.

So…like. Are Snyder and Goyer just unrolling the entire universe in Batman vs. Superman? Is there even going to be something baller to be unveiled in Justice League of Affleck?

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