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Asteroid Bennu is exploding rocks out into space and astronomers don’t know why. The Cosmos continues to confound!
Asteroid Bennu more active than a motherfucker. Astronomers have spotted the asteroid exploding rockers out into space, and they’re stumped. Goddamn, the Cosmos is so damn interesting.
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‘No Time To Die’ Trailer: Bond’s final adventure features Ana de Armas dual-wielding. I’m in!
I was already stoked for Daniel Craig’s last Bond, No Time To Die. Hard for me not to be, given director Cary Fukunaga’s involvement. But, man. My excitement has definitely been ratcheted up a notch. I mean, Ana de Armas dual-wielding? Fuck to the yes.
‘Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge’ is a ‘Star Wars’ game show hosted by Jar Jar Binks himself, Ahmed Best, and coming to Disney+
While I hate the fucking Prequels, I do sort of enjoy the redemption tour for the poor actors caught within their suck. The latest to get another shot? Ahmed Best, who shall be hosting Star Wars: Jedi Temple Challenge. Now, give me Hayden Christensen in Episode IX.
‘Resident Evil 3’ Remake cover art has leaked prior to its official announcement. And it fucking rules!
Amazingly, Resident Evil 3 hasn’t been officially announced yet. You may be forgiven for thinking it has been, given the previous leaks. And! Now this one.
‘Black Widow’ Trailer: Oh hey shit this movie seems to have some dope action!
I was pretty whatever for about the first half-minute of this Black Widow trailer. But, then it gave me something that very, very few MCU movies do. Dope action! So, now I got high hopes. What a fucking reversal. What a twist.
Space Swoon: NASA’s Juno captures Jupiter as it glances back. Look back at it, look back at it!
NASA’s Juno spacecraft caught this gorgeous image of Jupiter! It was taken as the spacecraft sped away from the big gaseous bastard, and provides a look at its southern hemisphere.
PlayStation 5 dev kits have leaked and they’re that ugly shape that was rumored, friends
PS5 dev kits have leaked, friends! A twitter user dropped a few pictures of them, and, yup, they’re the shape that patents suggested a few months ago. That said, I’d be surprised if the actual consoles share the look.
Hit the jump to check them out!
Streaming tonight, friends! It’s a three-peat, bitches!
After being inconsistent as fuck, we’re bringing you a third glorious stream in a seven-day span. Playing Celeste! Talking snipped testicles, childhood trauma, and other deeply engaging trash.
Long Weekend Open Bar: Eternal Thanks to JCVD for this Mini-Vacation!
Eternal thanks to JCVD, I’ve fucking made it to this mini vacation. Thanksgiving to the Man Himself, you know? I woke up this morning on the start of my Long Weekend, and, fuck. I actually slept well. It’s amazing how glorious emerging from a deep slumber is, especially when there’s no alarm clock awakening you. I hope you’re as fortunate enough as me to be embarking on your own mini-vacation.
And if so, I hope you’ll spend some time during it here at the Open Bar.
Sharing what you’re going to be doing amid this temporary Oasis. Eating so much you gotta pop your top button? Catching-up on Watchmen, or sweating The Mandalorian? Rock fighting the elderly for a PS4 Pro bundle on Black Friday? I want to know!
‘Hunters’ Trailer: Al Pacino and Gang hunt Nazis in Jordan Peele’s Amazon series. I’m fucking in!
Al Pacino hunting Nazis? In a show produced by Jordan Peele? Yeah kid, I’m fucking in.
