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Astronomers have found a metal-as-fuck planet where it rains liquid iron. Gimme a hell yeah to the heavy metal cosmos!
Man, sometimes the cosmos really is metal as fuck! I mean, a planet that rains liquid iron? Oh hell yes.
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Space Swoon: Mars got itself a delicious looking slice of polar ice cap!
NASA has framed this photo of a polar ice cap as the Martian equivalent of a “delicious slice of layered tiramisu” and frankly, I fuck with the description. Plus, you know, it’s goddamn gorgeous.
Monday Morning Commute: Breaking Free of Winter, Breaking Into Spring!
Golly gee come down to the Space-Ship OMEGA! We’re having an Eschaton of fun here within the walls of the faithful tin can in digital orbit! But, friends, I must confess something. I think there’s a general paucity in the zeitgeist when it comes to really comprehending the situation on this globe, which is currently somewhere between a shit-covered molotov to the face of Western culture, and a dumpster filled with spiked light bulbs dropped on our cumulative balls.
New Xbox Series X details are dropping next week. Meanwhile, where the fucking PlayStation 5 news?
Man, I’m stoked for new Xbox Series X news next week! But, as a Sony fanboy first and foremost, their increasing silence is beginning to worry me. Fuck, I’ll just focus on the positive here.
Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90 years old. Death always wins the chess game, friend. But you won’t be forgotten.
Absolute acting force Max von Sydow has passed away at the age of 90. And not to sound cliche, but despite him passing, his roles shall live on.
‘The Last of Us’ TV series coming to HBO courtesy of ‘Chernobyl’ director and game’s writer
The Last of Us is getting a show on HBO, baby! Listen, I know posting about this is late as fuck. But, I was busy last week! And now, it’s old ass news. That said, I’m fucking stoked, and I want to talk about it! Keep Reading »
‘The Batman’ director shares official look at the Batmobile and my god am I ever horny
The director of The Batman, Matt Reeves, has shared some official looks at the Batmobile. And friends, I’m fucking loving it. Hit the jump for a couple more!
NASA Probe exploring an asteroid accidentally takes picture of a fucking black hole! Happy little accidents!
Sometimes, you put your mind to it and succeed wildly. Sometimes, you put your mind to it and fail. However, other times you just stumble into victory. Such is the case with this NASA probe which snapped an image of a black hole without even trying.
Monday Morning Commute: Developing the Anti-Apocalypse Serum
Self-immolation is a hell of a drug, friends! Ask the DNC, as they continue to tear the walls down on themselves to prevent the Bern. Shit, ask me! On those dark nights where it feels like 8,000 calories of M&Ms makes way more sense than trying to fight my way out of my malaise! But, it’s fucking futile! We’re going to get another Trump presidency, and I could end up in a waistband three-sizes bigger than currently constituted. But if I’m being honest? The former seems way more plausible than the later, as I sip my deeply unfulfilling weekday smoothie that serves as both breakfast and lunch.
None the less, what’s the key to staving off self-immolation?
What are the secret ingredients of the Anti-Apocalypse serum?
I’m happy to tell you!
‘Final Fantasy VII’ Remake demo is out now for the PS4, fuckers! I’m can’t wait to give it a spin.
I’ve slowly been sneakily getting excited for the Final Fantasy VII Remake. I say sneakily, because Square hasn’t made a good Final Fantasy since 2006. As well, the fact that they’ve changed the battle system and relegated the entire first game to Midgar. So, this demo is fucking perfect for me. I’m moderately excited, I’m cautious. I look forward to playing this shit and figuring out how I feel.
