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NBCUniversal is breaking theatrical release windows and releasing movies on-demand immediately, including ‘The Invisible Man’ and ‘Emma’
NBCUniversal is giving the middle-finger to theatrical release windows, at least for now. The studio is going to release new movies on-demand immediately, at least for the forseeable future. As well, already released movies such as Invisible Man and Emma will be made available this Friday. I suppose something like this was inevitable, as COVID-19 forces theaters to close and studios to delay movies.
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An Italian hospital ran out of ventilator valves. So, a local business started 3D printing the vales and saved lives. The future rules sometimes.
Okay, so. Maybe the future isn’t always bad. We can debate why an Italian hospital ran out of ventilator valves. Or, we could focus on the dope story of a local business 3D-printing the valves for the hospital and saving lives.
Microsoft has revealed a shit-ton of Xbox Series X specs. Like, do we care right now? I can’t, but I want to.
Today, Microsoft has dropped a shit-ton of Xbox Series X specs. I have to admit, a week ago I would have been stoked. This week? Hard to care, dude. Hard to care.
Japanese elementary school cancels graduation over coronavirus, students hold the ceremony in ‘Minecraft’ which is cool as fuck.
Hey! Here’s a neat little happening to make you smile in these absolutely appalling times! A Japanese elementary school canceled its graduation. So, did the students take it lying down? Fuck nah! They held it in Minecraft instead! So dope.
Steam breaks record with 20 million fucking concurrent users today. Gaming makes the pandemic go down easier!
Holy fucking shit, dudes. Steam had 20 million concurrent users today. This obliterates its standing record, but I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised.
Weekend Open Bar: You’ve Got To Be Kind
What’s up, travelers aboard the Space-Ship OMEGA? It’s finally, finally the Weekend Open Bar.
Boy. Weird week, no? COVID-19 has finally struck America’s consciousness, and such a strike has felled any sort of normalcy. Ain’t no sports! Ain’t no toilet paper! Movie premieres being delayed. Schools being closed. What the fuck! What the fuck does this all mean?
Honestly, I don’t know!
Next ‘The Witcher’ title going into production when ‘Cyberpunk 2077’ development concludes. Fucking obviously, it is a license to print money!
The Witcher 3 was huge prior to the Netflix series. And after the show hit? Hachi machi! Even bigger. Thus, it makes all the fucking sense in the world that another one is coming, after Cyberpunk 2077 wraps-up development.
Remedy announces ‘Control’ getting its first major expansion ‘The Foundation’ on March 26. Back to the Oldest House!
Control is awesome. I want more Control. All the Control. So, I’m fucking stoked for The Foundation. More mind-bending narrative. More tight gameplay. More of the Oldest House.
Check out the teaser after the jump!
‘Scream’ reboot coming from ‘Ready or Not’ directors and this is fantastic fucking news!
Man, if you didn’t see it, you should probably see Ready or Not. Funny, self-aware, brutal horror. Much like, I don’t know, Scream. Which means bringing in the directors of Ready or Not to reboot the classic franchise is fucking brilliant.
‘DOOM Eternal’ Launch Trailer: The Slayer’s Time Is Now, and I’m Fucking Ready!
Fuck me sideways with a prostate gatling gun, folks. DOOM Eternal’s launch trailer is here, and it’s fucking rad. I cannot wait for this shit to drop.
