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Monday Morning Commute: Push Forward (Existential) Combat!
I’ve noticed as I get older, I’m more comfortable distilling my personal credos into easily digestible phrases. There’s a tendency to revere a certain opacity when it comes to philosophizing, but all of that balderdash can smeared across someone else’s shit sandwich. Instead, I prefer my touchstones to be accessible and to the point.
Be excellent to each other.
One must picture Sisyphus happy.
Existence precedes essence.
Goddamn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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First Look: Timothée Chalamet as Atreides from the upcoming ‘Dune’ adaptation. I fuck with it, but I also don’t know ‘Dune’
Hey! Here’s an official glimpse at Timothée Chalamet as Atreides from Villeneuve’s Dune adaptation! Now, I’ve never read the book, so I’m not an expert. That said, I fuck with this photo.
‘Hellraiser’ reboot being directed by the dude who did ‘The Ritual’ and written by David S. Goyer. So, uh. Fuck.
Hellraiser is getting rebooted, friends! Again! And, it’s being directed by the dude behind The Ritual. Admittedly, I’ve never seen this movie. But I’m concerned because it’s sitting with an asstacular rating on Rotten Tomatoes. However, his upcoming movie The Night House is pretty good? Who the fuck knows? Perhaps most concerning, the script was written by David S. Goyer. Not great!
Weekend Open Bar: Buy a Ticket, Take the Ride!
Buy a ticket, take the ride, motherfuckers! As HST says! Tune in, freak out, get beaten, motherfuckers! As HST says! Dust yourself off, stick your middle fingers to the limitless void, and stride forward defiantly, motherfuckers! As I say!
Additionally, let me note that it’s easier to stride forward as a rabid pack of monsters! And that’s what I’m looking forward to doing this weekend, with all you pricks! Sartre said hell is other people, but frankly, he also found deep, deep goodness in the guts of the human soul. So, if that dude can find such grace after surviving a concentration camp, surely I can find it among my genuine friends here on the Space-Ship Omega.
Disney+ has surpassed 50 million fucking subscribers in a mere 5 months. Baby Yoda and Captain America doing work!
I say fucking goddamn, dudes. Disney+ has blasted past 50 million subscribers. In only five months.
‘Atomic Blonde 2’ in development at Netflix! Fuck yeah, to having nice things!
Atomic Blonde 2 is coming to Netflix, baby! I really enjoyed Atomic Blonde. Directed by one-half of the original John Wick team (though, I would argue Leitch has made far worse career choices since then), it mixed neon 80s synth and abject brutality! It didn’t really light the world on fire (though it was profitable), so I lost hope for a sequel. But, we have been rewarded, motherfuckers!
Saturn’s upper atmosphere may be so damn hot thanks to auroras in its north and south poles!
So, I didn’t know that Saturn’s upper atmosphere was inexplicably hot. But, now I do! And thanks to science, I know why that may be the case. Auroras!
Rosario Dawson’s Ahsoka Tano contract is for multiple Disney+ shows. All the Ahsoka Tano, baby!
It appears that Rosario Dawson’s Ahsoka Tano contract is similar to her Claire Temple deal with the Marvel shows on Netflix. In other words, it spans multiple television shows. Which means we will be seeing a lot of fan favorite Tano on Disney Plus. Sounds fucking rad to me!
