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Tuesday Afternoon Commute: chicken&meat
Hello, friends! And welcome again to a late edition of Monday Morning (Tuesday Afternoon) Commute. What can I say? Other than I thought I was going to have more time during my break than is actually proving true. However, in addition to being busier than expect, I’ve been spending my time with friends and family. Chemically altered and smiling through the evenings in the company of the Great and Inspiring familiars. Anyways — here’s what I’m up to this week. Share your own list of the Shit Being Enjoyed, Food Being Consumed, and Other Miscellany across the next seven days.
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Mike Colter cast as Marvel’s Luke Cage for Netflix series, “A.K.A. Jessica Jones.”
Pretty fucking bland headline, right? Yeah. Well. I don’t know Mike Colter. But I fucking know Luke Cage. And I love the dude. So here’s hoping the casting fucking rules, because I expect big things. Or maybe I shouldn’t. Fuck realistic expectations, though.
Space Swoon: Behold the Frosty Slopes of Mars
Check it out, bruh! And bruhdette! It’s the fucking frosted slopes of Mars. Yeah, man. Totally wizard rager time at the ski slopes on the Red Planet! Winter break! Winter break a leg rushing to the local Space-Port, and book your ticket to the dopest ski resort in the solar system. OhwhatthefuckamIsaying? Let NASA explain it better.
Dope Fan Art: Benedict Cumberbatch as Doctor Strange
None other than the director of Doctor Strange, Scott Derrickson, tweeted out this dope fan art. Maybe Cumby-Bund won’t be half bad.
Justin Lin directing ‘Star Trek 3.’ F**k yeah.
Justin Lin rules. Star Trek 3 needs a talented director with a knack for bringing the energy to an ensemble. The combo fits.
New Steam Controller design features d-pad. Scaleback++
Once upon a time, Valve dreamed big with their Steam Controller’s design. But now it appears they continue to scale back their flights of fancy in lieu of something more conventional. Me? I suppose I don’t mind.
New ‘Daredevil’ Photos: From Riches to Crime-Fighting Rags Or Something
Here’s a couple of new pictures promoting Marvel’s upcoming Netflix series, Daredevil. That’s it. That’s all I got for you.
‘Final Fantasy XV’ Town & Gameplay Trailer: Just Bros, Broing
More Final Fantasy XV gameplay. Just some bros, rolling around a city. Fighting baddies. Hanging tight. Staring at low-hanging, easy-peasy fan service boobies together.
Weekend Open Bar: SMASH ENNUI
Hey, friends! How are you? You may have noticed I haven’t been rockin’ and rollin’ around here much lately. And I’ve been off! For two days straight! The fuck, Caff?! Let me level with you: I’m sort of fucking exhausted with the Internet. Clickbait, Buzzword, Non-News, Hype-Piece, Funny Video, Buzzword, Clickbait, Release Date. Blah, blah, blah. My interest comes. And my interest goes. Such is the life of a bi-polar. Right now it’s scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Oh: Telltale Games making ‘Minecraft: Story Mode.”
So Telltale Games is working on a, uh, Minecraft story-driven game? I want to balk, but I shouldn’t. Folks made a dope LEGO movie. And this is Telltale Games. So, yeah.
