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New Pee-Wee Herman movie coming courtesy of Netflix, consortium of talent

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Holy crap #1: A new Pee-Wee Herman movie is coming. Holy crap #2: It’s coming to Netflix. Holy crap #3: There’s a ridiculous consortium of talent running squad with Reubens on son of a gun.

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Official: ‘Avengers: Age of Ultron’ Poster: Now With Danny Elfman?

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Well, Marvel. You released an official poster for Avenging: Age of Robots. And it’s neat enough. Confirms that Peggy Carter and the Falcon are up in the movie. But it may be the little tip tease that is going to get everyone talking.Additional music from Danny Elfman? The gentleman who composed the original score for Spider-Man. The character that you recently gained access to? This can’t be a fucking coincidence, right?

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Monday Morning Commute: No, Donny, these men are nihilists

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Greetings, friends. Nihilism is exhausting. But so is commuting an hour-and-a-half every day, both ways. Just sitting in my goddamn car, staring at the brake lights of the Fellow Fools in front of me. I dream of many things, during those hours upon hours of weekly gridlock. Of video games I am looking forward to playing, of movies I am looking forward to seeing. Comics, books, and other distractions.

The yank my corporeal form through the thresher, these distractions. They shove my reluctant soul through the Monday Morning Commute. One week at a time.

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Valve getting ready to drop ‘SteamVR.’ ALL THE VIRTUALITIES

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Open up your checklist of companies getting into the VR game, and add one you were probably expecting. Valve!

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Cosplay: Star Wars x Street Fighter = Chun-Leia and Cammy Fett

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Yes, yes indeed I will take this Star Wars x Street Fighter cosplay.

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‘Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.’ Inhumans Trailer: Bring Down The Skye

‘Daredevil’ outfit revealed on cover of ‘Film Ink’

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After the break is Charlie Cox straight-up repping his first Daredevil outfit on the cover of Film Ink. It’s sort of stretched out and shit because the original image is ass, but it’s something.

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‘Star Wars’ Rumor: ‘Kingsman’ dude Taron Egerton up for Young Han Solo

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So the dude from the movie I still haven’t fucking seen (Kingsman) is maybe/possibly up for Young Han Solo.

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‘The Force Awakens’ Japanese Teaser: Recut Fanboner

Rumor: Spielberg wants to direct Chris Pratt-starring ‘Indiana Jones’ reboot

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Twist my tits as I call Pratt-Indy my Daddy! I was sold on Star-Lord Mother Mother taking the reins as Indy (if anyone has to). And now fucking Big Daddy Spielberg wants to direct it?

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